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  1. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2009 3:43pm UTC
    Break The Chain
    dont follow the leader.
    because in order to be
    i r r i p l a c a b l e
    one must always be
    d i f f e r e n t
    so take a chance:
    jump in with your eyes
    c l o s e d
    take a breath,
    m a k e a c h a n g e
    and libarate yourself;
    f r e e y o u r s e l f

  2. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2009 12:57pm UTC
    Go Flick off the Volturi,
    B I T C H !

  3. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 9:48am UTC
    D O N O T M A K E M E
    T H R O W A
    P O S S U M
    AT YOUR FACE.

  4. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 3:37pm UTC
    STOP GLOBAL WARMING
    w e n e e d i c e f o r t h e p a r t y

  5. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 3:28pm UTC
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  6. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 10:44am UTC
    :before there can be
    c o u r a g e there has to be fear
    behind every s m i l e
    there has to be tears
    && before you j u d g e someone
    walk a mile in their shoes
    and then maybe you’ll realize
    They have as many problems as you.

  7. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    .:T W I L I G H T D I C T I O N A R Y:.
    WTH- What the Hale?!
    OCD- Obsessvive Cullen Disorder
    OME- Oh my Edward!
    ROTFLMBMO-Rolling on the floor laughing my bite marks off
    HFC- Holy Flying Cullens!
    WTJ- What the James
    YAAGAE- Your almost as good as Edward
    IM- Imprint me
    PN- Pissy Newborn
    PHS- Psycotic Human Slayer
    GFOTV-Go Flick off the Volturi!

  8. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2009 8:14pm UTC
    The Strongest Ones Are Those Who Can Hide It Y

  9. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 4:55pm UTC
    I TRIED SNIFFING COKE
    B U T T H E I C E C U B E S G O T S T U C K I N M Y N O S E

  10. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 4:14pm UTC
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    & W H Y D O Y O U K E E P L Y E I N G ?

  11. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 4:11pm UTC
    AYJ
    PEACELOVEHAPPINESS

  12. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 3:43pm UTC
    Haha... read all of it :]
    Judge: you are here on trial for the suspected murder of your, er, ex-teacher, Miss Jenkens.
    Girl: Yes...
    Judge: State your defence.
    Girl: Not Guilty.
    Judge: Okay... moving on. It says that Miss Jenkens was killed with an injury to her head Do you know anything about this?
    Girl: Well, I was working on my honesty, cuz its good and all, so i told her she had a Lumpy Butt. She got all red-looking and said, "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me". So i threw a dictionary at her.

  13. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 3:34pm UTC
    S I P N' S T E A L
    BIGGEST CRIME IN AMERICA SCINCE CHEWING GUM IN CLASS
    C

  14. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 3:24pm UTC
    Most Broken Promise On Earth:
    " I s w e a r , I w o n t t e l l
    A n y o n e !"

  15. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2009 6:26pm UTC
    We wonder why
    Black & White
    photos capture our soul.
    I think it's because without
    color, we arn't drawn to the
    makeup, and the color of our
    eyes, or our hair,
    or how tan our skin is.
    Black & White
    Captures the innocence on ones
    face and the hurt they've gone
    through to feel vunerability.
    The glow we see comes from the
    inside. Brightening our eyes,
    our skin, and our smile.
    It grabs the truth that
    liberates us.
    ÿY

  16. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2009 4:46pm UTC
    10 Great Things To Do At The Movies;;
    1] "Accidentally" drop your all of your popcorn on the peson in the isle seat when entering the movie
    2] Randomly get up and dance in the middle of the movie
    3] touch some random persons head, run up and down the main isles, and scream "TAG YOUR IT!!"
    4] Every time someone says a certian word (eg. "and" or "of") yell ''EWWWWW" at the top of your lungs
    5] When a worker comes to see if nobody is sneaking in, ask him if he has a ticket stub and when he says no scream "TRESSPASSER!"
    6] Listen to your iPod at top volume during the movie
    7] When the screen says "please silence your cell phones", hold yours in the air and say "OMG im not doing it! Im such a daredevil! booyah! whatchya' gonna do about THAT?? BWAHAHAH!"
    8] Throw rubber insects at people (Popcorn Buckets=Extra Points!)
    9] Make farting noises and tell the person next to you that "this is not the proper place to do that"
    10] When someone asks you if the seat next to you is taken, (even though its empty) say "i dont know, do you see someone sitting there?" and when they sit down scream "YOUR SITTING ON ETHAN!!!!"
    ALL CREDIT TO MOI! :]

  17. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2009 3:47pm UTC
    Dont Get Revenge, let karma do its thing
    because even if it doesnt seem like it,
    what goes around [[comes around]]
    && soon it will be their turn
    <3

  18. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    .:JUStBECAUSEiCOMeOFFAsSTRONG:.
    it doesn't mean I didnt fall asleep crying
    and even though I act like nothing's wrong,
    Sweetie: maybe,
    just maybe
    Im really good at lying.
    </3

  19. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 1:52pm UTC
    S H A R P I E S
    .: smell the rainbow :.

  20. xoxoAlyson xoxoAlyson
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 12:32pm UTC
    Before you, my life was like a moonless night.
    Very dark,but there were stars- points of light and reason...
    And then you shot across my sky like a meteor.
    And then suddenly everything was on fire;
    there was brilliancy, there was beauty.
    -Edward Cullen
    <3

:)

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