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  1. taylorlaunterfanjb25 taylorlaunterfanjb25
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 1:24pm UTC
    Looks like someone went shopping at
    AbercrombieandBitch
    today.
    =)

  2. skittlesxo88 skittlesxo88
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 3:54pm UTC
    I say I'm fine but I'm really
    Dying inside.

  3. _flamie_ _flamie_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 2:04pm UTC
    And it's a sad picture
    The final blow hits you
    S o m e b o d y e l s e
    Gets what you wanted again
    You know it's all the same
    Another time and place
    R e p e a t i n g h i s t o r y
    And you're getting sick of it
    But I believe in whatever you do
    And I'll do anything to see it through
    Because these things will change.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. DancingSoccerBabe DancingSoccerBabe
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2009 10:07am UTC
    [H]OUSE
    Foreman: "Her oxygen saturation is normal."
    House: "It's off by one percentage point."
    Foreman: "It's within range. It's normal."
    House: "If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin."

  6. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 4:13pm UTC
    the truth?
    no matter what i say, if a guy
    comes to my house and throws
    pebbles at my window, i wouldn't
    think, "oh! it's him!" because
    my first thought would be,
    "omg! serial killer!" and take
    off running for my bathroom. :)

  7. gymnastbabay27 gymnastbabay27
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 7:43pm UTC
    You Know Your From Massachusetts if
    -you think that when someone on the streets is nice to you either they want something or are from out of town
    -the public transportation system is known as the "T"
    -you could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house
    -there are 24 Dunkin Donuts' within 15 minutes of your house
    -65 degrees is on the warm side and 75 degrees is a heat wave
    -you cringe when you hear actors try to imitate the boston accent on TV. if you dont have it you never will
    -a water fountain is called a bubbler
    -you know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Chatham, and Leominster
    -you keep an ice scraper in your car all year round
    -you panic when you cant see a Dunkin Donuts, CVS, or ATM and if you dont see them your in 'the middle of nowhere'
    -you think the rest of the world should drive like you
    -you know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get thru and a red light means 2 more can
    -its in the middle of a snow storm and the person in front of you is going 70 mph, and your still cursing them for going too slow
    -you use the words 'wicked' and 'good' in the same sentence
    -you never say Cape Cod, you say The Cape
    -you know what a frappe is
    -you call chocolate sprinkles 'jimmies'
    -you know what a 'regular coffee' is
    credit to xomickeyox .. i liked it so much i had to take it(; changed up the colors.

  8. MuSic_iiS_LiiFe MuSic_iiS_LiiFe
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 7:55pm UTC
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  9. izzieizhawt izzieizhawt
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2009 9:03pm UTC
    ACCORDING;
    to [ ( g.r.e.e.k. ) ] mythology
    humans were orginally created
    with ( 4 ) arms, ( 4 ) legs, and
    ( 2 ) heads. but fearing their
    power, [{ Z.E.U.S }] split them
    into two pieces condeming
    spend their lives in search of
    their other halves. these r our
    SOULMATES

  10. xosoccerxo1256 xosoccerxo1256
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 12:22pm UTC
    YOU DON'T NEED BUBBLE WRAP
    T O K N O W W H E N I T S
    chowder time
    haha Gibby; iCarly (:
    i love how this doesn't
    make any sense =P

  11. rnsoccerbug rnsoccerbug
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 8:18pm UTC
    listen here boys;;
    [ next time she comes to school ]
    → wearing athletic shorts& a t-shirt,
    with a straight face & zero makeup,
    without even c o m b i n g her hair,
    don't call her ugly.
    just look at yourself & realize
    >>> that you did nothing better <<<
    w i t h y o u r o w n m o r n i n g s .

  12. unrehearsed__ unrehearsed__
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2009 3:29pm UTC
    She (finally) gave up.
    She dropped a fake smile,
    as a tear rolled down her cheek
    & she whispered....
    "I can't do this anymore."
    the formatting is mine**
    **partial credit.

  13. anmbabeX3 anmbabeX3
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    Harsh words & violent blows
    Hidden secrets nobody knows
    Eyes are open, hands are fisted
    Deep inside I'm warped & twisted
    So many tricks & so many lies
    Too many whens & too many whys
    Nobody's special, nobody's gifted
    I'm just me, warped & twisted
    Sleeping awake & choking on a dream
    Listening loudly to a silent scream
    Call my mind, the number's unlisted
    Lost in someone so warped & twisted
    On my knees, alive but dead
    Look at the invisible blood I've bled
    I'm not gone, my mind has drifted
    Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted
    Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow
    Today's just yesterday's tomorrow
    The sun died out, the ashes sifted
    I'm still here, warped & twisted
    not mine.

  14. bushi1 bushi1
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
    5 ways to BE A REBEL.
    1. rip that tag off your
    matress.
    2. try a wrestling move
    at home.
    3. run with scissors.
    4. say no when dora
    asks for help.
    5. have more than one
    person on your
    trampoline at one time.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. martiita martiita
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 4:50pm UTC
    why can't boy's understand
    that you don't have to be
    crying
    to be in pain </3

  17. xoxbabbigirllxox xoxbabbigirllxox
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 7:54pm UTC
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  18. x0cOmSeWoGuEgUrL0x x0cOmSeWoGuEgUrL0x
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2009 2:49pm UTC
    mY cLoseT is LiKe a zoo
    moose from abercrombie
    eagles from american eagle
    dogs from victoria's secret
    butterflies from aeropostale
    seagulls from hollister
    QuiTe exoTic!

  19. xoxolyss321 xoxolyss321
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2009 3:28pm UTC
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  20. dramaqueen61896 dramaqueen61896
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.
    **comment to add more if you like!**

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