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  1. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    Is it just me, or...
    are we all incredibly jealous of celebrity babies that are born more famous and popular then most of us will probably ever be?

  2. CokkieMunster CokkieMunster
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    Nicki Minaj:
    Pink Hair
    Katy Perry:
    Blue Hair
    Rhianna:
    Red Hair
    [&]
    Lady GaGa:
    Green Hair
    THE F*CKING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!

  3. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    In Flo-Rida's song "Low". he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman?! in all honesty, I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her

  4. Marinalovesyou Marinalovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Dear gym teacher,
    Why dont you come out here and run with us?
    SINCERELY , THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

  5. morganneill10 morganneill10
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    sometimes i think about
    running away
    but then i think
    where the hell would i
    run to??

  6. xLizzIsAmazing xLizzIsAmazing
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    On facebook a girls status was
    Like this if you know a guy who needs a good kick in the face.
    over 100 likes

  7. alexis_xoxox alexis_xoxox
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    welcome to the twenty- first century
    where being yourself isn't g o o d enough anymore.

  8. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 11:31am UTC
    dear guy sitting next to me,
    i see you copying my test.
    sincerely, joke's on you, i didn't study either.♥

  9. Justscared Justscared
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 2:56pm UTC
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  10. KatieStokerxx KatieStokerxx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    REAL EYES
    REALIZE
    REAL LIES.

  11. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 12:42pm UTC
    I used to wonder,
    how people could get so depressed over a boy ♥

  12. paigiegurl paigiegurl
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 2:03am UTC
    Everyone's like
    " Oh i love my boyfriend"
    Im like
    "Yep.I love food"

  13. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:52am UTC
    When someone walks into your bedroom whilst you're getting changed
    And they’re all: ”Ahh, You could’ve said something!”
    And you’re just like: ”I’m sorry for being naked in my own bedroom, how rude of me”

  14. izzybeLLa_127 izzybeLLa_127
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:16am UTC
    Whenever I
    find the key to happiness,somebody changes the lock.
    nmf/q/FB

  15. lovejason lovejason
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 12:35am UTC
    HI, im a rubber duck.
    and i see your boyfriend naked
    jealous much?
    nmq


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  18. xoxomindaxoxo xoxomindaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    God made most guys taller then girls
    so that when a girl goes to hug a guy
    she can hear if his heart is beating for her
    or if there is nothing there.

  19. aml143 aml143
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    HATERS
    H-aving
    A-nger
    T-owards
    E-veryone
    R-eaching
    S-uccess
    fave if you agree

  20. dinooox3 dinooox3
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    i finally found the hell in hello
    & the good in goodbye.
    -----------♥-----------

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