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  1. Hysterical Hysterical
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 4:52pm EDT
    What My Crush Probably Thinks Of Me...
    -"Why the f**k is she staring at me?"
    -"This is the 10th time she's texted me this month, cant she see im ignoring her?"
    -"Stop dropping your pencil on the floor."
    -"...Ok. 3rd time you've bumped into me today..."
    -"Why did your friends just push you into me? get the f**k off me.
    -"I FREAKING SEE YOU LOOKING AT ME!"
    - "LOLOLOLOL SHE JUST FELL LOLOLOLOL!"
    -"Dayum, her friends hot ;)"
    -"Stop giggling."
    -any one else?

  2. bre_woof bre_woof
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 4:47pm EDT
    Skinny is beautiful.
    But so is curvy
    And short
    And tall
    And long hair
    And short hair
    And no hair
    And freckles
    And dark skin
    And light skin
    And medium skin
    And thin arms
    And wide shoulders
    And tiny feet
    And long feet
    And small hands
    And long fingers
    And big teeth
    And wide wrists
    And long arms
    And blonde hair
    And red hair
    And black hair
    And blue hair
    And curves
    And hips
    And narrow fingers
    And chubby fingers
    And high cheekbones
    And muscles
    And strong calves
    And big noses
    And tiny noses
    And round noses
    And thick eyebrows
    And loud voices
    And accents
    And intelligence
    And high voices
    And big toes
    And wide thighs
    And thigh gaps
    And sharp ears
    And small ears
    And wide tummies
    And big hands
    And small tummies
    And wide hips
    And big butts
    And flat chests
    And no butts
    And big eyes
    And slanted eyes
    And streaks
    And contacts
    And glasses
    And afros
    And straight hair
    And curly hair
    And moles
    And thin legs
    And stubby legs
    And big arms
    And big foreheads
    And love handles
    And perfection
    And flaws.

    nmf


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  4. sunnyd721 sunnyd721
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 11:33am EDT
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  5. chloexxkrystyna chloexxkrystyna
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:42pm EDT
    My mom + My dad - Condom
    = Best person alive .

  6. soccergurl30ed soccergurl30ed
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 6:42pm EDT
    'Some day my prince charming will come.'
    Mine? Oh he just took a wrong turn, got lost , and is too stubborn to ask for directions
    nmf/nmq

  7. herecomesthesunshine herecomesthesunshine
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 9:12pm EDT
    The brain of the teenage girl:
    65% song lyrics
    34.9999% Him ♥
    .1 % school stuff.
    probably nmq

  8. Iamchubbyx33 Iamchubbyx33
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:40pm EDT
    "I shall call him squishy!"
    "Please let go of my boob."

  9. bellaboo143 bellaboo143
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 5:57pm EDT
    Teacher: Don't forget the test is next week! :)
    Me: Pssh, i got plenty of time
    *6 days later*
    Me: OMIGOSH THERE'S A TEST?!?!

  10. Xx_Allison_xX Xx_Allison_xX
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 5:57pm EDT
    Why are you late to class?
    Well you see the kid in front of me had his swag on...
    nmf/nmq
    { }}}}}}} ]]] {♥}{♥}{♥}

  11. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 5:13pm EDT
    Flying;
    Is Learning How To Throw Yourself At The Ground & Miss.

  12. x3hunniebunniex3 x3hunniebunniex3
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 3:57pm EDT
    me without you
    IS LIKE
    facebook without friends
    YouTube without videos and
    Google with no results

  13. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 1:26pm EDT
    "I write music for ears not the eyes"
    -Adele

  14. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:58pm EDT
    I'm not fat; I'm just so sexy that it overflows.

  15. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:27pm EDT
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  16. olivia* olivia*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 4:58pm EDT
    When you realize
    How annoying your best friend is, but they are too valuable to let go.

  17. X_lovelikewoah_X X_lovelikewoah_X
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:18pm EDT
    EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLIN
    except for... friday, friday, gotta get down on friday♥ notmine.

  18. kelloggz014 kelloggz014
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:40pm EDT
    today, my son said, "mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." i replied, "well honey, that's normal and okay." i then asked when it happens, and he said "well, sometimes when watching scooby doo and shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes."
    FML
    www.fmylife.com

  19. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:27pm EDT
    Things I've Learned In School:
    1. How to whisper
    2. How to text without looking
    3. How to look like I'm thinking

  20. xILoveQuotes xILoveQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:09pm EDT
    Putting two pringles in your mouth to pretend you're a duck. ♥

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