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Hysterical
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September 10, 2011 4:52pm UTC

What My Crush Probably Thinks Of Me...
-"Why the f**k is she staring at me?"
-"This is the 10th time she's texted me this month, cant she see im ignoring her?"
-"Stop dropping your pencil on the floor."
-"...Ok. 3rd time you've bumped into me today..."
-"Why did your friends just push you into me? get the f**k off me.
-"I FREAKING SEE YOU LOOKING AT ME!"
- "LOLOLOLOL SHE JUST FELL LOLOLOLOL!"
-"Dayum, her friends hot ;)"
-"Stop giggling."
-any one else?
♥

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bre_woof
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 4:47pm UTC

Skinny is beautiful.
But so is curvy
And short
And tall
And long hair
And short hair
And no hair
And freckles
And dark skin
And light skin
And medium skin
And thin arms
And wide shoulders
And tiny feet
And long feet
And small hands
And long fingers
And big teeth
And wide wrists
And long arms
And blonde hair
And red hair
And black hair
And blue hair
And curves
And hips
And narrow fingers
And chubby fingers
And high cheekbones
And muscles
And strong calves
And big noses
And tiny noses
And round noses
And thick eyebrows
And loud voices
And accents
And intelligence
And high voices
And big toes
And wide thighs
And thigh gaps
And sharp ears
And small ears
And wide tummies
And big hands
And small tummies
And wide hips
And big butts
And flat chests
And no butts
And big eyes
And slanted eyes
And streaks
And contacts
And glasses
And afros
And straight hair
And curly hair
And moles
And thin legs
And stubby legs
And big arms
And big foreheads
And love handles
And perfection
And flaws.
♥
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sunnyd721
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 11:33am UTC

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chloexxkrystyna
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 7:42pm UTC

My mom + My dad - Condom
= Best person alive .
♥

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soccergurl30ed
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 6:42pm UTC

'Some day my prince charming will come.'
Mine? Oh he just took a wrong turn, got lost , and is too stubborn to ask for directions
nmf/nmq

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herecomesthesunshine
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 9:12pm UTC

The brain of the teenage girl:
65% song lyrics
34.9999% Him ♥
.1 % school stuff.
probably nmq

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Iamchubbyx33
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 8:40pm UTC

"I shall call him squishy!"
"Please let go of my boob."

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bellaboo143
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 5:57pm UTC

Teacher: Don't forget the test is next week! :)
Me: Pssh, i got plenty of time
*6 days later*
Me: OMIGOSH THERE'S A TEST?!?!

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Xx_Allison_xX
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 5:57pm UTC

Why are you late to class?
Well you see the kid in front of me had his swag on...
nmf/nmq
{ }}}}}}} ]]] {♥}{♥}{♥}

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samxoxo2100
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 5:13pm UTC

Flying;
Is Learning How To Throw Yourself At The Ground & Miss.

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x3hunniebunniex3
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 3:57pm UTC

me without you
IS LIKE
facebook without friends
YouTube without videos and
Google with no results

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twilightgirl995
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September 8, 2011 1:26pm UTC

"I write music for ears not the eyes"
-Adele

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jesusdropkickskids
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 7:58pm UTC

I'm not fat; I'm just so sexy that it overflows.
♥

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brooke*
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 8:27pm UTC

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olivia*
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 4:58pm UTC

When you realize
How annoying your best friend is, but they are too valuable to let go.

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X_lovelikewoah_X
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 8:18pm UTC

EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLIN
except for... friday, friday, gotta get down on friday♥ notmine.

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kelloggz014
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 11:40pm UTC

today, my son said, "mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." i replied, "well honey, that's normal and okay." i then asked when it happens, and he said "well, sometimes when watching scooby doo and shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes."
FML
www.fmylife.com

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LovePink1516
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 8:27pm UTC

Things I've Learned In School:
1. How to whisper
2. How to text without looking
3. How to look like I'm thinking
♥

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xILoveQuotes
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 10:09pm UTC

Putting two pringles in your mouth to pretend you're a duck. ♥

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