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Member Since: 25 Aug 2010 06:09pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 122432

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  1. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Always remember that true beauty comes from within — from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes.

  2. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key!

  3. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

  4. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 1:46pm UTC
    GIRLS ARE LIKE PHONES
    YOU CAN HOLD THEM
    AND YOU CAN TALK TO THEM
    BUT IF YOU PRESS THE WRONG BUTTON YOU WILL BE
    DISCONNECTED!

  5. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 12:52pm UTC
    Whatever women do they must do twice
    as well as men to be thought half as
    good. luckily,that isn't difficult.

  6. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 12:42pm UTC
    EVERYONE WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN o:)
    BUT NOBODY WANTS TO DIE X

  7. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 12:34pm UTC
    HE WHO LAUGHED LAST TIME ....
    DIDN'T GET IT

  8. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 12:12pm UTC
    Time is a great teacher , but
    unfortunately it kills all its pupils . .
    - Louis hector berloiz .

  9. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 12:00pm UTC
    friends are like bras:close to heart and
    there for support!

  10. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 11:49am UTC
    ;
    I TOLD MY WIFE THAT
    HUSBANDS ARE LIKE A
    FINE WINE;HE GETS
    BETTER BY AGE. THE
    NEXT DAY,SHE LOCKED
    ME IN THE CELLAR!

  11. xoxizzyxox xoxizzyxox
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 3:38am UTC
    No Matter How Old You Are You'll Always Rush For A Swing In The Park.

:)

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