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xoxheydylann

1. xoxheydylann
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2009 1:06am UTC
   And Then I told Him He could go
   suck it.
   Because I handed him a cherry flavored lollipop.
   Yum.
   Please Don't steal. Thanks.
   
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2. xoxheydylann
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2009 12:28am UTC
   And The Funny Thing Is.
   Even after all you put me through.. I can't find a thing wrong with you.
   Don't steal. Mine.
   
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3. xoxheydylann
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2009 12:18am UTC
   Love is like a game of monopoly.
   You can have one last dollar, and own the smallest, cheapest house..
   But sooner or later someone is about to land on it..
   && when they do, charge them interest.
   Because if you don't,
   They are likely to not pay you at all..
   And then you will end up loosing the game.
   Don't copy thanks. All mine.
   
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4. xoxheydylann
   posted a quote
   September 22, 2009 1:40am UTC
   These Tears just keep flowing
   And I want it all to end
   I don't want to live anymore,
   And I just need someone to talk to.
   
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5. xoxheydylann
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2009 11:28pm UTC
   Saw this on MLIA
   "Put the dampit in the f-hole, but use protection first."
   And had to put it on here
   
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6. xoxheydylann
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2009 11:14pm UTC
   I'm not afraid of death..
   ~-~
   No I'm afraid of the sleepless hours I have to endure with living.
   ~-~
   I'm afraid my life will become a failure
   ~-~
   I'm afraid to breath.
   
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7. xoxheydylann
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   September 17, 2009 2:47am UTC
   All alone he turns to stone..
   While holding his breath half to death
   ~The Used
   
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8. xoxheydylann
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   September 17, 2009 1:48am UTC
   I meant what I said and I said what I meant.
   ~Dr.Seuss
   
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9. xoxheydylann
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   September 17, 2009 1:41am UTC
   There's No Sympathy For The Dead.
   
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10. xoxheydylann
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 1:02am UTC
    How to get ride of some:
    cathylovesyou says: Hey omg so I had the worst day ever!!!
    pleasestoptalking says: brb - The Hedge hog is coming out of the closet. No seriously he's attacking me.
    pleasestoptalking has logged out
    catheylovesyou says: Huh?
    One hour later...
    catheylovesyou says: Is the hedge hog done attacking you?
    Oh yeah.. brb and never come back. That my friends is how you get rid of people;]
    
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11. xoxheydylann
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 12:50am UTC
    If I ruled the earth
    I'd sail ships over sea
    And Then I'd return
    Return To walk these streets a.l.o.n.e.
    
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12. xoxheydylann
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    September 16, 2009 12:42am UTC
    Stay (sic) Maggots.
    
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13. xoxheydylann
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    September 14, 2009 8:05pm UTC
    The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to Blame it on.
    Hella effing funny. Not mine, but it suits me so well.<3
    
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