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  1. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  2. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 11:43am UTC
    "if you don't belive in youself,
    nobody will believe in you."
    - Jessie J ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  4. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Forget about me.
    I'm used to it.

  5. Anything_But_Perfect Anything_But_Perfect
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    && who else used to
    put their thumb over the flashlight to see it glow .
    <3
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

  6. iwontgiveup iwontgiveup
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 11:47am UTC
    Why is it that wet hair is darker,
    if water is colorless?
    curious....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 9:05am UTC
    "Sometimes being afraid
    shows more strength
    than being fearless."
    - Demi Lovato♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  9. Confessions_of_a_Teenage_Dramaqueen Confessions_of_a_Teenage_Dramaqueen
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Some nights
    I lay in bed
    And imagine what I'd be doing
    If you were with me..

  11. alliecakess alliecakess
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    fun fact;
    the voice of minnie & mickie mouse
    were actually married in real life ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. Deziree Deziree
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. Jezabella Jezabella
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Sick of Crying.
    Sick of trying.
    Yeah, im smiling.
    But inside, im dying.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    I can't wait until you are here,
    In my arms,
    Kissing my forehead,
    Just listening to your voice,
    Saying I love you,
    And falling asleep next to you,
    With my head on your chest.
    I just can't wait... ♥

  15. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    That depressing moment
    when you see a hot guy in public, and you realize...
    you will never see him again.
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    i think its mine, but I might just be remembering it from somewhere

  16. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    the average person tells four
    lies a day or 1,460 a year;
    A total of 87,600 by the age of 60.
    & the most common lie is :
    I'm Fine.

  17. livelovesing115 livelovesing115
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    I have 5 fingers, and they all have a purpose.
    thumb - to show the world i'm gonna be okay
    pointer finger - to pick out all the things i want
    middle finger - for those people who push me too far
    ring finger - for that special guy when the time is right
    pinkie - for the promises the i'll never break

  18. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    High School looks so much better on TV.

  19. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Watching Drake & Josh
    Delivery guy: Package for Josh Nicholes...
    Josh: Thanks, have a good-day.
    Josh:
    Josh:
    Josh:
    Delivery guy: Don't tell me what to do.

  20. MndJ MndJ
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    umbl
    Me: I talk to myself.
    Me: Same.

:)

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