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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. haappykaayytee8 haappykaayytee8
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 1:01pm UTC
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  3. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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  4. lalalala1234 lalalala1234
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    i`m Sarcastic
    whats your
    superpower?
    ♥♥♥♥

  5. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    Spread me apart,
    lick me with your tongue,
    grab my sides & eat my cream
    - OREOS

  6. chellybelly5 chellybelly5
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Push Up
    Fav If You Thought Of
    A Bra , Not The Exercise

  7. pinkpurpleblue01 pinkpurpleblue01
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    My life will not be complete
    u n t i l
    i walk away from an explosion in
    slowmotion

    nmf

  8. xrawrxitsxjessx xrawrxitsxjessx
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:38pm UTC
    Caller: is Angelina there?
    Snooki: NO, SHE DIED.
    xrawrxitsxjessx

  9. Nicoletta_ Nicoletta_
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    I want t o
    go to a restaurant
    & order a krabby patty
    ///just to see someones reaction ♥♥♥

  10. holmesmi holmesmi
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    So my boyfriend and I were playing mini golf,
    and there was a family waiting behind us,
    one of the little kids started walking in front of us and the father went,
    "honey, don't get in the way of that couple" and the little girl goes,
    "ohh! I bet their gonna get married some day daddy..."
    my boyfriend looked at me and smiled.
    i've never been so happy in my entire life
    ♥♥♥♥

  11. confusedmuch4472 confusedmuch4472
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

  12. Offical_Johnna Offical_Johnna
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    1- lonley number..
    2- perfect number...
    3- inappropriate number...
    --------------- <3 ----------------
    *fave if you get it*

  13. kayyllaaaxox kayyllaaaxox
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    No one
    has ever wanted anything
    more than i want you
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  14. Make_Me_Laugh Make_Me_Laugh
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    Good Morning!
    Let The Stress Begin

  15. the_last_goodbye the_last_goodbye
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    I'm a Space Bound rocketship and your heart is the moon, and I'm aiming right at you,
    right at you
    250,000 thousand miles away on a clear night in June, and I'm aiming right at you,
    right at you
    ♥eminem♥
    nmf

  16. xochloemllrkyxo xochloemllrkyxo
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Those times when "that girl" comments something ((wise)) on your status trying to make you mad.. but you show them by liking their comment. ♥


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. randomsmiles randomsmiles
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:11am UTC
    I EAT SWAG FOR BREAKFAST

  19. airxbear2296 airxbear2296
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 7:25pm UTC
    THIS PLACE REMINDS ME OF SANTA'S WORKSHOP.
    except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.
    -BuddyTheElf<3

  20. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    You know you've done well
    when somene replies with
    "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
    instead of
    "haha."
    Format by Sandrasaurus nmq

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