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Member Since: 22 Nov 2008 09:58am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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  1. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 8:15pm UTC
    Don't Read!!!!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    f you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  2. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 4:23pm UTC
    t
    On a Train
    [Be back way Later]
    -Change colors if you want!

  3. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 4:14pm UTC
    ,
    Mailing A Letter
    [Be Right Back]
    -Change Colors if you want!

  4. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    .
    Checking the Mail
    Be Right Back
    -Change Colors if you want!

  5. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 4:08pm UTC
    8
    Surfing the Web
    Be Back Later
    -Change Colors if you want!

  6. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 4:04pm UTC
    Be Back Later
    [a]
    -Change Colors if you want!

  7. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 3:49pm UTC
    Don't You Love when #5,
    You have your friends over
    and they do something wrong
    and you are the one who gets the blame.

  8. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:56pm UTC
    Don't you love when 4#,
    You get a stains all over a white shirt
    every time you wear one.

  9. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:50pm UTC
    Don't you love when 3#,
    When you do something embarrassing
    some how ever one is watching.

  10. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:45pm UTC
    Don't you love when 1#,
    When you are eating something
    than all of a sudden you get something
    on your shirt and it's brand new.

  11. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 11:35pm UTC
    Life Is Like A Bowl of Cherries
    With A Few Nuts Thrown In
    -The Glass Castle

  12. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2010 3:38pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your computer is fast

  13. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 8:19pm UTC
    I'm happy
    cause
    I'm happy!
    =]
    Half credit to xxxxamandaxxxx

  14. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2009 5:29pm UTC
    Don't you love when 1#,
    Someone says something mean to you
    you think of a good comeback
    five minutes later.

  15. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 5:40pm UTC
    e
    Birthday Party
    (be back later)
    Change colors if you want!

  16. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 5:37pm UTC
    G
    Going To A Museum
    (be back way later)
    Change colors if you want!

  17. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 5:27pm UTC
    In A World Full Of Darkness
    Be Colorful.
    =]

  18. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 1:44pm UTC
    Love is like a raindrop.

  19. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 1:40pm UTC
    STAND OUT;
    It's easier than fitting in.
    Credit to whoever made this quote.
    I saw it somewhere and I forget who made it!

  20. xoxemilyxox xoxemilyxox
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 1:07pm UTC
    ±
    Choir Practice
    (be back way later)
    Change colors if you want!

:)

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