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  1. KNorton KNorton
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 9:37pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    you get in the car and there's no candy.

  2. brookb22 brookb22
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 9:37pm UTC
    that time in 09
    when someone would say
    "i'm sick"
    and everyone would scream
    "swineee!!!!!!!"
    (;
    format credit to HeyBeautiful

  3. rosebudskye rosebudskye
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 5:08pm UTC
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    Hitting your hip on the counter
    && feeling like you just got shot//<3
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  4. ShortySmiles ShortySmiles
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 4:09pm UTC
    Am i the only one, who wonders what i look l i ke in other peoples eyes ?

  5. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    i wonder if i met my husband yet..... <3

  6. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 6:38pm UTC
    Those times when you regret »telling all your friends about witty.

  7. nameyou2468 nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when
    You tell your friend a joke that sounded funny in your head,
    But they dont laugh....

  8. Daniella405 Daniella405
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 6:39pm UTC
    Laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on.

  9. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    Heyyy!
    [Do you want to talk?]
    We've been friends for years, you know.
    Or you can just ignore me.
    That's cool, too...

  10. kristenx kristenx
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    f r i d a y n i g h t & i m h o m e o n w i t t y
    » awesome life.

  11. xosoccerchic10xo xosoccerchic10xo
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 3:18pm UTC
    there's always that one kid ;
    who yells " THERE'S A TEST TODAY !? " right before the test .❤

  12. oXHuntressXo oXHuntressXo
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 2:41pm UTC
    The best relationship is when
    you both know you're in love with each other,
    --->> yet you remain [friends] <<---
    & your feelings grow stronger everyday.

  13. rosebudskye rosebudskye
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 9:51pm UTC
    I Haven't Heard This Song In Forever .....
    >>Yet Somehow I Remember<<
    All The Words
    {♥}

  14. coki_baez coki_baez
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 8:25pm UTC
    Saying:
    "...that went well"

    W H E N S O M E T H I N G D I D N ' T G O W E L L

  15. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 3:04am UTC
    That quote that makes you
    SIGN IN.

  16. starz414 starz414
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 8:43pm UTC
    it was my
    first time ever
    &i'll never forget
    i'd do it again
    without a single regret
    the sky was dark.
    the moon was high.
    we were all alone.
    just she & i.
    her hair was soft.
    her eyes were blue.
    i knew just what.
    she wanted to do.
    her skin so soft.
    her legs so fine.
    i ran my fingers.
    down her spine.
    i didn't know how.
    but i tried my best.
    i started by placing.
    my hands on her breast.
    i remember my fear.
    my fast beating heart.
    but slowly she spread.
    her legs apart.
    &when i did it.
    i felt no shame.
    all at once.
    the white stuff came.
    at last it's finished.
    it's all over now.
    my first time ever.
    at milking a cow!

  17. Lollipop69 Lollipop69
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 4:42pm UTC
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  18. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. Ide Ide
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 1:00pm UTC
    Checking you're phone to see what time it is
    and checking it againbecause the first time you weren't paying attention


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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