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xox1amanda7xox

1. xox1amanda7xox
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2012 8:41am UTC
   I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
   Phil 4:13
   
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2. xox1amanda7xox
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   November 12, 2012 1:41pm UTC
   You're my object of affection
   my drug of choice, my sick obsession
   
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3. xox1amanda7xox
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   November 9, 2012 2:35pm UTC
   i know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape
   you never want to know how much you weigh
   you still have to squeeze into your jeans
   but you're perfect to me
   
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4. xox1amanda7xox
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   September 13, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   my 16th birthday
   is monday!
   
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5. xox1amanda7xox
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   April 29, 2012 8:23pm UTC
   Seeing One Direction at the Izod Center on July 2, 2013! Anyone else?
   
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6. xox1amanda7xox
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   April 11, 2012 12:29pm UTC
   Stop trying to pretend you like them.. You know one song.
   
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7. xox1amanda7xox
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   April 11, 2012 8:40am UTC
   You know you have amazing friends when you're freaking out and they write you a "love" note in math saying you're beautiful even when you come in for midterms and finals with no make up on and messy pulled up hair.
   
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8. xox1amanda7xox
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   April 3, 2012 1:08pm UTC
   I hope everyone knows in romeo and juliet
   THEY DIE.
   
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9. xox1amanda7xox
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   March 30, 2012 2:19pm UTC
   -----------♥-----------
   Anything unrelated to
   elephants is irrelephant.
   -----------♥-----------
   
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10. xox1amanda7xox
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    March 29, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Last Year: Planking.
    This Year: Cinnamon Challenge.
    
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11. xox1amanda7xox
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    March 27, 2012 9:00am UTC
    I hate allergies.
    
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12. xox1amanda7xox
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    March 26, 2012 8:32am UTC
    What happened to our friendship?
    - Oh yeah, you got a girlfriend.
    
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13. xox1amanda7xox
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    March 14, 2012 8:50am UTC
    I love how you ditched me and our friendship.
    
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14. xox1amanda7xox
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    March 4, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
    So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
    nmf/nmq
    
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15. xox1amanda7xox
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    March 1, 2012 9:41am UTC
    Sign: Do not touch.
    How I read it: Touch when no one's looking.
    
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16. xox1amanda7xox
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    March 1, 2012 9:38am UTC
    FOREVER IS A LONG TIME..
    but I wouldn't mind spending it by your side.
    nmf/nmq
    
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17. xox1amanda7xox
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    February 28, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Getting money as a gift.
    Young me: Wtf am I supposed to do with this?
    Me now: Thank you, thank you so much.
    
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18. xox1amanda7xox
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    February 2, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    LOL means more than lol.
    
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19. xox1amanda7xox
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    January 19, 2012 11:01am UTC
    I'm going to change my facebook name
    to Benifits
    now whenever someone adds me on Bfacebook,
    it will say you are now friends
    with benifits....
    nmf/nmq
    
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20. xox1amanda7xox
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 10:55am UTC
    you're not even worth it
    anymore.
    
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