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Nepzgal
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August 8, 2012 12:33pm UTC

Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night

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shAMmers26
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August 8, 2012 11:02am UTC

That awkward moment when you haven't seen someone in a long time and they suddenly became hot.

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syd70
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August 8, 2012 1:03pm UTC

My friend Amanda:
what if you met a boy online and fell in love with him and then you met him in real life and he was really a moth that had spent hours upon hours on a keyboard flying from key to key to convince you to love it what would you do
Me:
kill it

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Alliebabiiee
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August 8, 2012 9:43am UTC

It's a teen thing:
Doing something weird and thinking "and this is why i'm single.."

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ToriCooper
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August 8, 2012 9:51am UTC

Mom: What do you think? I'm made of money?
Me: Thats what MOM stands for....
My quote

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WhisperInTheDark
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August 8, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Boys don't realize how lucky they are.
While they go out with all their friends, having a good time, we're at home, cuddled up on the sofa in sweats & hoodies, stuffing our face with chocolate, complaining about how much life sucks, & getting stabbed by thousands of tiny ninja's inside us.

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vintagememories
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August 8, 2012 12:04pm UTC

click to see this quote

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_BadLuckBrian_
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August 8, 2012 3:45pm UTC

1,000,000TH CUSTOMER GETS NEW CAR.
999,999TH CUSTOMER.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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August 8, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Don't Wanna Be Perceived For
Something That I'm Not
Just Wanna Be Accepted For The Little
That I Got.
-Cher Lloyd

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youonlyliveonce17
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August 8, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Friend: hey when is our math test again?
Me: Rebecca Black.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: I see what you did there.

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youonlyliveonce17
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August 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC

There is this kid at my school name Luigi.
I jokingly asked him one day if his brothers name is Mario.
His response
"Yes and my dogs name is Yoshi."
Best. Parents. Ever.
nmq

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CharlAldisx
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August 8, 2012 9:23am UTC

Dear Period
Thank you for reminding me, for the 9th time this year that i am not pregnant.Thank you for vomiting out blood whenever you like and punching me in the stomach for your wrong doings.Its an absolute pleasure having you once a month, if you can see my sarcasm.I really and truly hate you.
Love your unfortunate victim,
Girl.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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August 8, 2012 7:16pm UTC

IDGAF
I don't give away food.

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Bravosierra*
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August 8, 2012 11:34am UTC

Plot Twist: Being the pretty friend .

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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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TVQuotes
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August 8, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Jenna Marbles #8
"Don't move and they won't see the cheeseburger... heh heh. Worked."
follow for a follow

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Bravosierra*
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August 8, 2012 11:26am UTC

Those super cute hairstyles you get When you wake up

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lolmybffjill
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August 8, 2012 12:48am UTC

wait... hold on... so your saying...
People actually go out and do things with their lives?
And not just sit on their laptops all day?
No, no, you're not serious.

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givingyoumyheart
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August 8, 2012 12:23pm UTC

blacklace
If you were a cookie, you'd be a
whoreo
- - ♥ - -

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youonlyliveonce17
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 11:54am UTC

Heres to the code names
we made up for guys we liked
so no one knew what we
were talking about.
Fav if you do this with your friends(:
nmq

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