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xotalimxo

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Member Since: 24 Jan 2011 09:55pm

Last Seen: 13 May 2022 02:10am

user id: 148831

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  1. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 8:04pm UTC
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    fave if you still consider the1990's 10 years ago.
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  2. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    You only live once;
    B U T I F Y O U L I V E Y O U R L I F E RI G H T ;
    ONCE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH♥

  3. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    Cause I would die for you
    on skyway avenue♥
    aw, i miss this song.

  4. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Instead of saying awkward or awk,
    I am going to say kward.♥
    (kwerd)

  5. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    Is this the Krusty Krab?
    NO. THIS IS PATRICK.
    fave if you said this in Patricks voice.(:

  6. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    Grabbing Something That
    ***
    Fell Down Your Shirt In Public.
    ***
    Please, say it's not just me

  7. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    That One Friend:
    who always gets to
    sit next to the kid that
    you obviously have
    a crush on in class ♥
    my quote/nmf

  8. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    Try This on Someone;;
    Go up to them and say
    "I've got a great knock-
    knock joke, but you
    have to start, okay?"
    Afterwards, they say,
    "Okay, Knock-Knock?"
    You say, "Who's there?"
    They are usually dumb-
    founded and an awkwa-
    rd silence usually ensues.

  9. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    no shirts no service
    no shoes no service
    damn, guess i don't need
    these new pants....

  10. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    Boy: ABCDEFG, I know you're in love with me.
    Girl: ...well, at least you got the alphabet part right. idiot.
    nmq

  11. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    You can't have my heart;
    the doctor told me i'd be dead without it.

  12. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    BOY; ACT YOUR AGE,
    not your dick size. ♥

  13. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    I think we should break up.
    That's cool. I slept with your brother anyways, dick head.
    I don't have a brother...?
    Shut up, nobody asked you.
    nmf. (:

  14. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    justin bieber
    has officialy
    r u i n e d
    christmas
    for me
    -___-

  15. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    If you think happiness is sunshine,
    then you've obviously never danced in the rain.

  16. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    » Soon enough, you will realize
    what you just left
    and you'll regret
    Everything you've done to me

  18. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 9:49pm UTC
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  19. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    *** That Amazing Feeling ***
    When you and your crush's
    F E E L I N G S
    A r e m u t u a l .

  20. xotalimxo xotalimxo
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    RIP Dan Wheldon
    Best wishes for you & your family. - - ♥

:)

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