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  1. xTheBeatlesx xTheBeatlesx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    You don't know other peoples lives. Lets stop the hate and criticism and bad judgments. Lets see how long you can go without hurting someone else. You don't know if YOU caused someone's depression, self harm, hatred for themselves.
    For all you know you could be leading them to think of suicide

  2. AReasonToLive AReasonToLive
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    When she comes home;
    Her make-up is washed off;
    Her jeans are traded for pj bottoms, and her uggs are traded for fluffy socks.
    Her hair is scraped back into a messy pony tail.
    She inserts a movie into her DVD player;
    Even though her vision is blurred from her tears.
    She wraps herself into her old quilt,
    and cuddles her worn teddy bear close to her chest;
    As a small pile of crumpled tissues form beside her.
    She'll reach for her ipod, and put on a song by Taylor Swift,
    and she'll slowly cry herself to sleep. ♥

  3. jaake10 jaake10
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    girls, you need to also give some guys a break. they could love you too, but most guys, including me, have trouble sharing their feelings. so chill and let them show you what they can do in a matter of time.

  4. holdergirl13 holdergirl13
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    "Take a left up here."
    "That's a tree!"
    "Now make a right."
    "Dude! We're on a bridge!"

  5. XxZahraXshipsXDrarryxX XxZahraXshipsXDrarryxX
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    I'm really fat. Yeah. Fat. Not overweight. Fat is what it's really called. I look like a freaking whale. I need to lose at least 70 pounds to be healthy, and i'll probably never be thin enough to be considered "Pretty". I've been trying to lose some. It's not working.
    But I'm not going to give up.
    For every fave this gets, I'll work out for an hour.
    Witty is my motivation.
    I love you guys.

  6. ilooveeyoou ilooveeyoou
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 1:18am UTC
    Sexy and I know it,
    but too lazy to show it ✌
    Format by ilooveeyoou

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Mom: We're going on vacation!
    Me: Will there be internet there?

  8. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:15am UTC
    True Yolo.
    French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
    British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
    Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
    Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
    Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa.
    American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

  9. carebear123 carebear123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Me: Happy Fathers Day!!
    Guy Friend: But i'm not a father.
    Me: Haha about that...surprise!
    Fav. if you get it(: Happy Fathers Day♥

  10. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    2 hours later. "Hey"
    No, it's too late,
    I don't want to talk to you.

  11. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Where is the remote?
    Oh, on the other side of the room.. looks like I'm watching this.

  12. xxxxlovexxxx xxxxlovexxxx
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 1:59am UTC
    Don't Ever Change.
    You Are Perfect To Me

  13. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    I lost my daddy when I was eight years old,
    that cave-in at the Kincaid mine left a big old hole.
    And I lost my baby brother, my best friend and my left hand
    in a no-win situation in a place called Vietnam.
    And last year, I watched my loving wife
    and I held her hand 'til her heart of gold stopped pumping.
    So this ain't nothin'.

    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    It's hard to hear the truth...
    When lies are exactly what you wanted to hear.♥

  15. simplequotes simplequotes
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 10:09am UTC
    broken things
    where her heart should be♥

  16. ccaannddyy ccaannddyy
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    Boys who
    Try to braid your hair

  17. kristen758 kristen758
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    What did I do wrong for you to make fun of me all the time

  18. musicismylifex3 musicismylifex3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Blonde Joke:
    Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and the exit sign read: DISNEYLAND LEFT. They started crying and headed home.

  19. alwayshoutaylor alwayshoutaylor
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    When a girl and a boy that loved eachother break up
    The girl is heartbroken
    But the boy feels 100 times worse

  20. taylorswift13 taylorswift13
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    && I wonder if
    any celebrities
    have a secret


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