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Turtles7chick
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April 9, 2011 4:58pm UTC

Fav For Pads.
Comment For Tampons.

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sparkly_rain_bows321
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April 9, 2011 4:20pm UTC

My friend has nothing
//in common with me and yet...
shes one of the best
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xojaimex32
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April 9, 2011 6:21pm UTC

that moment when
you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you're about to die

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pray4angels
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April 9, 2011 6:26pm UTC

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wittygirl2010
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April 9, 2011 5:50pm UTC

Bully : You're a failure
You : So was your dad's condom

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BlueSkyBunny
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April 9, 2011 4:46pm UTC

Sharks aren't the bad guys.
If some stranger entered my house in just a speedo, I would probably attack him, too.
*not

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livelovelaughx013
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April 10, 2011 3:12pm UTC

OMG!
I made TOP QUOTE!
best mood ever (:

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XxKeiraxX
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April 10, 2011 3:12pm UTC

I'm watching to baby bunnies play in my backyard.
they are truly happy.
Why can't we learn from this?

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AlexLovesElmo123
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April 10, 2011 3:13pm UTC

In the 1980s, the movie "Back To The Future 2" was filmed, and set in 2010. They had flying skateboards, flying cars, and shoes that tie themselves. Now, it's 2011, and last year we got Bendaroos, Pillow Pets, and Snuggies.

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randomfacts_x3
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April 10, 2011 3:13pm UTC

Did you know? #14
If you take your full body height and divide it by eight, that's how tall your head is.
*not my format

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EpicToast
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February 14, 2011 10:50pm UTC

IF A BOY CRIES OVER A GIRL ,
she must be a pretty legit sandwich maker.

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Peace1231
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February 14, 2011 6:38pm UTC

Dear Hand Sanitizer,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, the 0.1% germ

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xolovelikewoexo
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February 12, 2011 4:40pm UTC

Is it just me,
Or are all guys more likeable through text?

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lalalaLexiie
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February 14, 2011 8:55pm UTC

Justin: Knock knock.
Esperanza: Who's there?
Justin: Esperanza Spalding.
Esperanza: Esperanza Spalding who?
Justin: Exactly.

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Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
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February 13, 2011 10:37pm UTC

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Electric_Rainbow
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February 11, 2011 10:11pm UTC

Pretending to die in front of your pet, just to see how they would react.
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