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  1. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2010 10:22am UTC
    got to school powers outt, in the gym, then the generator manages to blow up, fire, went outside, got soaked, ran across the street, got soaked againnn, had to runn madd fast cause we were lastt :P, waited for buses, waited for seventh graders, who diddnt get on, NBC30- Woodrow Wilson: Closed. Craziest. Best. Scariest. Stupidest. Day. Everrr!! ;D
    October 1st, 2010♥
    Brooke(: click the hearttttt<3

  2. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 2:30pm UTC
    Pretty Little Liars

  3. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 3:32pm UTC
    You make me
    Smile like the sun,
    Fall out a bed,
    Sing like a bird,
    Dizzy in my head
    Spin like a record,
    Crazy on a Sunday nightt<3
    You make me
    Dance like fool,
    Forget how to breathe
    Shine like gold,
    Buzz like a bee
    Just the thought ofyou can
    Drive me wild
    Oh, you make me smile♥
    -Uncle Kracker: Smile :D<3
    hit the <3 pleasee

  4. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:18am UTC

  5. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:08am UTC
    favorite this if you highlight(: stuff just incase there is really something there xD
    not pretty but truee(:
    click the [♥]please

  6. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    idk if i should believe this or not... but i wanted to be on the safe side just in case.... but usually dont go for things like this... IDK!!

  7. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    Test Your Tongue
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    Find the i
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry!

  8. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 4:23pm UTC
    - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish. > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  9. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 4:19pm UTC
    On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death.
    This is the bulletin he read:
    My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.​​​You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight
    ^^sorry hadda re.post this .. im kinda superstitious.

  10. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 3:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 10:43am UTC
    rules for flirting(:
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how
    much they want you if you don't repost this, your
    life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
    I want my true love to find me</33

  12. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2010 8:12am UTC
    I like you I won't say I love you until we are together forever
    I will not say I love you because anyone who says it to early has a BrokenHeart</3
    i know its not pretty but it means something and trhats what matters
    NO jocking(:

  13. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2010 4:44pm UTC
    What every kiss means<3
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    AdviceDon't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.
    Not mine but agree <3 if you like love or miss someone now!

  14. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2010 3:45pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold your breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your computer is fast

  15. xomrsflinstoneox xomrsflinstoneox
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2010 10:10am UTC
    Keepp Your Hands Off My Momma
    Keepp Your Hands Off My Doritos
    -love this comercial<3
    all mine
    dont take D:<


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