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xomegzxo
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December 22, 2004 5:18pm UTC

wut goes click, click, click, boom! click, click, click, boom! click, click, click, boom!! ??
an amish driveby
heard it somewhere
do wutever u want w/it, idc

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October 28, 2004 3:36pm UTC

..::..FriEnDz ArE LiKe DiAmOnDz..::..
::..PreCioUs & RaRe..::
..::KeeP ThEm CLoSe cUz::..
::..ThEiR NoT EvErYwHeRe..::
when life brings you tears and they turn into fears
when life leaves you empty and the loneliness kills
when life throws you down it's not over yet
cause i am right here, so don�t you forget
~d.a.n.c.e like no one�s watching~
~[s] [i] [n] [g] like no one�s listening~
~l*o*v*e like u*ve never been hurt~
sometimes there is no time outs,
x- no second chances -x
some times its now or never
learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomarrow
^^some of my favorites, nothing is original i just thought they were cute
need help or advice? email me -->sweet_one3490@yahoo.com. im not a professional or anything, which sometimes is better but w/e

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xomegzxo
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October 22, 2004 12:59pm UTC

I vote right
i vote k e r r y 04
the k and e should be red then the r and r should be white then the y and the 04 should be blue...
100 percent original use it!
im me on BaBiiGrL605
^^^^^^^whoever wrote that, i hope u arent going to mind the world being taken over by terrorists, because if kerry wins, that is EXACTLY what is going to happen. u have a problem? e-mail me: sweet_one3490@yahoo.com

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September 11, 2004 8:34am UTC

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xomegzxo
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September 11, 2004 8:33am UTC

hey this is pickup responses vol II
look 4 vol III coming soon
11)Man: how does it feel to be the most beautifule woman here?
Woman: how does it feel to be the biggest liar here?
12)Man: So, u wanna go back to my place?
Woman: well I don�t know, will 2 people fit under a rock?
13)Man: id like 2 call u. whats ur number?
Woman: its in the phone book
Man: but I don�t know ur name
Woman: that�s in the phone book too.
14)Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: then please leave me alone
15)Man: haven�t we met before?
Woman; yes, im the receptionist at the V D clinic
16)Man: I want to give myself to you
Woman: sorry, I don�t accept cheap gifts
17)Man: I can tell that u want me
Woman: oooh ur so right..to leave
18)Man: hey cutie how about u an I hitting the hotspots
Woman:� sorry, I don�t date outside of my species
19)Man: may I see u pretty soon
Woman: why? Don�t u think im pretty now?
20)Man: id go through anything for u
Woman: good. lets start with ur bank account

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xomegzxo
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September 11, 2004 8:31am UTC

hey this is pickup responses vol I. there will b 2 more
1)Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
2)Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
3)Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
4)Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
5)Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
6)Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
7)Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, no services today.
8)Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
9)Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
10) Man: I'm an artist and I look for faces like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon and I look for faces like yours

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xomegzxo
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July 6, 2004 8:54pm UTC

yo momma so fat she sat on a DOLLAR BILL and ABE LINCOLN started singing "o say can you see get ur fat as* of me!!!! aha i thought that was hilarious
^^^ABE LINCOLN is on the FIVE DOLLAR BILL not the DOLLAR BILL!! get it straight!!!

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