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xomayox

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Member Since: 17 Jul 2012 06:35pm

Last Seen: 2 Jan 2018 09:58pm

user id: 318245

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heyy i am mayy(:

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Follow mee. I love my family and friends. I also love to play soccer and basketball. I will post quotes and I might try and do a story some timee. My bestfriend is phixoxo, I spend every second with herr.(: So go check her outt. She is amazingg. I blow out the candles August 15th. I am a twin, and I love my familyy and friendss.
 
 
                   
           
  1. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    That boss moment when you put your iPod on shuffle, and your favorite song comes on.

  2. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    We all dream of going back to school, and having all the boys and girls be shocked at how tan we are, and how beautiful we look. But in reality we will return to school with bags under our eyes, and paler than ever because we spent the summer locked away from the sun, on witty.

  3. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:54am UTC
    LIFE
    Love. Internet. Family. Electronics.

  4. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Luke,
    you are a father.

  5. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    Even angels have their wicked schemes and they take that to new extremes

  6. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Lifes the same story,
    its just how you tell it.

  7. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 10:03am UTC
    Practicing what you will say
    just in case you ever meet anyone famous.

  8. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Watching a scary movie,
    and forgetting about it
    right until you're trying to sleep.

  9. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Witty says that a good quote is something a stranger would print out and put on their walls.. I am a llittle bit scared now.

  10. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    Roses are red violets are blue some
    poems ryme others dont.

  11. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    One day, if I have a son, I will show him Witty, and make him listen to Taylor Swift, so he will
    have everything to know about girls, heartbreak, and love.

  12. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    Ever thought
    that when you sit on a public toliet it's just like your butt touching the last persons butt that sat there?

  13. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    *Going into hollister*
    Me: Oohh now thats an 8 pack.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Is it weird that I want to touch a posters abs?
    Me: Oh my gosh I love these clothes, give me all of themm!
    Me: Okay I cant buy that.. 45 dollars for a shirt? Thats ridiculous!
    *Walks away from the shirt trying to be adult like*
    Me: I need that shirt!!
    Me:
    Me: Okay I am buying it.
    Me: Sorry mom.
    Me: What have they done to this song? To think I used to like it!
    Me: I want everythingg!
    Me: Okay I need to leave I am going to faint
    Me: I am starting to get really dizzy
    Me: I HATE THIS MUSIC AND THE SMELL, ITS GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
    *Outside of store now*
    Me: I really love that store.

  14. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:15am UTC
    100% fail the challenge below.
    Don't read this sentence.

  15. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Oh preciouss!

  16. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Vas happeninn?

  17. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Everytime I hear a One Direction song, I have the sudden urge to go hunt them down and hug them, until I die. Oh wait, I have that feeling all the time.

  18. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Can we fall one more time?

  19. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Why
    is there a banana singing 'it's peanut butter jelly time'?

  20. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Oh you want a perfect girl, huh?
    Go buy a barbie.

:)

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