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  1. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Teacher: Where's your homework?
    Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?

  2. xocheerxo88 xocheerxo88
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Mom, can my friend sleepover
    Yeah, why couldnt you just come down stairs and ask?
    Because im afraid you would say no...

  3. xocheerxo88 xocheerxo88
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:01am UTC
    There's always more conditioner than shampoo.

  4. fredandgeorgeforever fredandgeorgeforever
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    for freaking sake i know what YOLO means!

  5. CrazyLove101 CrazyLove101
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    I hate who I'm becoming.

  6. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    my day:
    wake up.
    eat.
    witty.
    tumblr.
    youtube.
    witty.
    more food.
    witty.
    tumblr.
    witty.
    even more food.
    witty.
    tumblr.
    witty.
    go to sleep.
    wake up and
    repeat.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  7. hockeygirl7 hockeygirl7
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    my parents accused me of being a liar.
    i looked them in the face & said,
    "tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny."
    & walked away like a boss.
    #swagg

  8. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I need to mentally stop making scenarios of
    you and me together, because in the end,
    I know i'll be dissapointed
    with the outcome.
    tumblr.

  9. Janelle24 Janelle24
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Sometimes..
    my own laugh scares the heck out of me and I'm like, "was that me?"

  10. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    500 faves, 0 comments.
    My thoughts: A top quote. SWEET.
    36 faves, 456 comments
    My thoughts: Sh/ts going down.

  11. Soccerbabe23 Soccerbabe23
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Wanting a boy
    to give you a piggy-back ride
    but you're afraid
    you're too heavy.

  12. kenziexoxo22 kenziexoxo22
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    I die a little inside
    everytime I see a back to school comercial.

  13. PainOfAPoet* PainOfAPoet*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Suicide isn't being weak and taking the easy way out,
    Do you know just how much courage it takes to commit suicide?
    How hollow you must be to want to,
    And how much more hollow you have to be to actually do it?
    Never say suicide is the easy way out,
    Cuz it's harder than you'd think.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. The_Dream* The_Dream*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 1:17am UTC
    Hey... Hey... yea you reading this I see you... even though you might have issues going on just wanted to let you know you are amazing and beautiful!

  16. Jen07676 Jen07676
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    It's funny how when we were kids when we saw people kissing on tv we thought "ewwwww!" Now all we think is... I wish that was me."

  17. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi,
    you could say we have a connection.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. PainOfAPoet* PainOfAPoet*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    My mom shouted "YOU KNOW I HATE TWOS" so my friend said "wtf why does your mom hate twos?"
    and THEN
    my mom ran in from the kitchen and tried attacking my friend with a dishtowel
    ...
    I'm so proud of her :D

  20. Lexxie23 Lexxie23
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    If I had a
    BRITISH ACCENT
    I would never shut up.
    BRITISHI

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