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mickey22895
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September 7, 2011 11:29pm UTC

Am I the only onewho reads the back of the shampoo bottle in the shower just because they're bored?♥

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mickey22895
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 7:56pm UTC

I compare myself to
every girl who walks by.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cheerfreak653
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 7:05am UTC

& Truth be told...
God gave us peroids,
because he knew that
(( guys couldn't handle it ))

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mickey22895
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September 14, 2011 7:42am UTC

click to see this quote

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An'*
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 6:27pm UTC

cause he's the king
of mixed signals, and i'm the queen of second thoughts. ♥

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iwishforyou_xoxox
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:14pm UTC

*Adjusts Bra*
Best friend: STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF!
nmf

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SIERRAAAAAAxoxo
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:13pm UTC

The WORST thing you can do to a girl
is make her feel like she has a chance,
WHEN SHE DOESN'T

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 9:00pm UTC

"Do not try this at home."
"DUDE! WE HAVE TO TRY THIS!" ♥
NMF/NMQ.

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shelovesyu
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September 14, 2011 6:35pm UTC

i dare u
"i dare you to do it again"
*hits you again*
"oh you're lucky... "
♥

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dancergirl448
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 8:05pm UTC

(Fave) for texting
(Comment) for calling

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soccerstarx2
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 8:00pm UTC

I h a t e i t w h e n;
I flex my biceps ,
and the sleeves tear off

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haappykaayytee8
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 8:11pm UTC

T o d a y ;
in 5th period, we were talking about technology and how it has changed how
we look at things. My teacher was asking for examples so this kid raises his hand and says,
"In the future, people will look at Jersey Shore and think what the hell were they thinking, using tanning beds as some kind of torture machines?!"
THAT KID IS MY IDOL.

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SpongeBobW36
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 2:41pm UTC

Wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
Avoid all the mirrors
Airplane engine make a sudden noise:
I lived a good life
Hear thumps while in shower:
Your whole family is been killed and you're next
Turns off all the lights before go to bed:
Omg, run faster before the demons get you
Elevators door doesn't open immediately open:
TRAPPED FOREVER
Realize it's too quiet, wheres everyone?
God Zombies.
makemstfu.

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