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quote_master13
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July 30, 2009 5:07pm UTC

Today, I was buying a KitKat from a vending machine and another one fell out behind it.
When the second one fell out I quoted Toy Story by saying, "Sweet! Double Prizes!" because nobody was around.
MLIA

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summerstar3
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July 30, 2009 5:36pm UTC

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xxkingxx
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July 30, 2009 5:46pm UTC

(>'_')># I was going to
give you this waffle...
#<('_'<) But then I was like...
(>'#'<) Im hungry.
(>'_'<) So I ate it.
(>^-^<)

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DaCrazyChick96
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July 30, 2009 6:06pm UTC

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dancingray97
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July 28, 2009 6:36pm UTC

if u like the jonas brothers than either u need glasses or ur realllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wierddddddd or stupid wat ever works 4 u!!!!!

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dancingray97
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July 29, 2009 5:04pm UTC

roses r red violets r blue i hate jonas brothers sooo should u!!!!

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xxhAdLeYxx
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July 26, 2009 11:03pm UTC

people like you
are the [ r e a s o n ] we have
©middle fingers©

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kiikiix23
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July 27, 2009 12:36am UTC

Today, I was taking a shower
and noticed that "HELP"
was written on the wall in the condensation.
I was worried that
there was a ghost in need/watching
me shower until i remembered
that I wrote it on the wall the
last time I was there so that
it scared my sister the next
time she showered.
That plan backfired.
MLIA
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badpickuplines_
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July 9, 2009 9:13am UTC

Bad Pick Up Lines #8
So......
Ur a girl huh???

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badpickuplines_
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July 9, 2009 9:10am UTC

Bad Pick Up Lines # 7
Milk does a body good, but,
darn!
How much do you drink?

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badpickuplines_
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July 9, 2009 9:06am UTC

Bad Pick Up Lines #6
Baby, did you fart?
Cause you just blew me away!!

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badpickuplines_
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July 8, 2009 10:24am UTC

Bad Pick Up Lines #4
Girl: Do you have a Band-Aid?
Boy: No, why?
Girl: Because i think i scraped my knee
when i fell for you. <3 <3

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badpickuplines_
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July 8, 2009 9:49am UTC

Bad Pick Up Lines #1
I dont have a library card.......
but can i check you out?
-starting a series

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RawrMo
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July 25, 2009 8:12pm UTC

It's unbelievable how many times I've mispelled the word wiht with.

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hammy6666
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July 25, 2009 4:37am UTC

Me Watching Twilight...
Edward: I'm gonna take you to my place tomorrow
Me: oh God
Bella: no bed?
Me: O THANK GOD!
Bella: what were your friends saying about "the Cullens dont come here"?
Jacob: you heard that huh?
Me: well they said it outloud
Edward: Bella this is Esme my mother for all purposes
Emmet: (waves knife in backround)
Me: ooo a bloodthirtsy vampire waving a giant knife at you, thats not scary
Me Watching The New Moon Trailer...
Edward: your my only reason to stay alive
Me: THEN WHYD YOU LEAVE HER B****!!!
Edward: this is the last time youll ever see me
Me: well shes gonna save your life in italy so your technactly lieing...LIER!
Jacob: (comes up shirtless)
Me: (faints)
Laurant: you are just so mouthwatering
Me: thats what she said...
Bella: JAKE RUN!
Me: YEA JAKE RUN!!
Jacob: (tranksforms into giant wolf)
Me: or turn into a really cool werewolf...either one...

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