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  1. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    You're dating my ex already?
    I thought the 5 second rule only applied to food.

  2. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    “We can still be friends.”
    Oh my god, totally! Do you want to make the friendship bracelets or should I!?

  3. kelsierf kelsierf
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 8:00pm UTC
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    We stopped looking under the bed,
    When we realized the monsters are inside of us.
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    nmf

  4. TuckersGirl TuckersGirl
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    200 {♥'s} and I will stop cutting foreverdon't believe I cut?Look at the comments on my profile

  5. CookieMonster6472 CookieMonster6472
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    Ways To Annoy your Teacher:
    1) When the teacher tells Someone to "Stop Sharpening their pencil In the middle of class," Say, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
    2) Moo In the teachers Ear.
    3) Get really close and whisper in their ear "I really don't want to have Homework." In a Creepy Tone.
    4) Crawl up to their Desk and duck behind it and then jump up and Shout "PEEK-A-BOO"
    5) Hiss at students when they try and help you with a paper
    6) Stare at the Teacher intensly, the whole time she/he talks.
    7) Ask Her/him if your shoes match your eyes then ask why shes/hes checking you out
    8) When your doing a paper in class, yell " I DONT GET THIS!!" And then act like you never said it.
    9) When the teacher asks what you did over the weekend, raise your hand really high and yell "I WENT TO CHINA!"
    10) Stop your feet when she/he walks to make them sound heavy.
    11) Say you can't do you're paper because it's not attractive.
    12) Say you can't participate in class because you're diagnosed with Boredom.
    nmf (:

  6. trapped trapped
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    It's been a year daddy.
    I really really miss you.
    Mommy said your in a safe place now.
    In a beautiful place called Heaven.
    We had your favorite dinner tonight.
    I ate it all up!
    Even though I don't like carrots..
    I learned how to swim this summer.
    I can even open my eyes when I'm under water.
    Can you see me?
    It's been 5 years daddy.
    And I'm in 5th grade now.
    I really like computers.
    But, math is hard.
    Mommy lets me sleep in one of your tee shirts.
    I think it still smells like you.
    I don't need to sleep with the light on anymore.
    I try not to cry daddy,
    but it still hurts.
    I really miss you daddy.
    Can you see me?
    It's been ten years daddy.
    I started high school.
    I made the honor roll,
    I hope you're proud of me.
    I'm also on the soccer team.
    Can you see me on the field?
    I started thinking about colleges.
    Do you think I could be a doctor?
    I know you'll be with me when I walk down the isle..
    I try not to be sad.
    But it hurts.
    I hope you know you're my hero.
    I love you so much.
    Can you see me?
    This is for all the kids who have lost a parent, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, grandparent, etc. in their life due to 9/11.
    Rest in peace. 
     

  7. loopydooda* loopydooda*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    "To die would be an awful big adventure♥"
    ~ Peter Pan

  8. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    if I could change
    my username,
    it'd be confessions_of_an_ex_cutter
    instead

  9. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    October is Down Syndrome Awareness month
    click the heart if you support kids with disabilites like Down Syndrome.

  10. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    the little things in life:
    acing a test you didn't study for. coming home to realize your mom went
    grocery shopping. taking a shower after working out. laughing until
    you can't breathe. when you catch him staring. getting a text from some-
    one you haven't talked to in awhile. opening a card and having money fall out.
    when someone complements your outfit. getting the answer right when
    the teacher calls on you and you weren't paying attention. getting in
    the shower and having the water be perfect. wearing a new outfit to school.
    the butterflies you get when you hear his name. having no homework.
    knowing all the lyrics to a song. when the quiet kid outsmarts the popular kid.
    having an awesome teacher. when something makes you laugh out loud.
    when a lot of people like your status. those deep conversations with people who
    understand. the smell of apple pie. when he smiles at you, but thinks you
    don't see. having a great comeback. when you have a great hair day. looking at the
    stars. knowing more than the teacher. whipping your hair to "Whip My Hair".
    being the only one to be told a secret. when everything just goes right for once.
    my quote , format credit goes to: anonymouss.

  11. heart_break123 heart_break123
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    77% of girls think they're ugly.
    50% of girls think they're fat.
    100% of society should stop insulting girls for their apperances. ♡

  12. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    FAVOURITE THIS
    IF YOU'VE EVER FELT
    YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH,
    THEN HIGHLIGHT
    Are you insane? You're perfect. There is nobody in the entire world quite like you, you're unique, wonderful and someone out there is going to fall madly in love with you one day. Until then, just keep that beautiful smile on show and live every day to the full, because you are good enough.

  13. NeonLove NeonLove
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 9:54pm UTC
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  14. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 12:40pm UTC
     
     
    Suicide Hotline
    *1-800-273-8255* ♥
     

  15. glambertized glambertized
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    DREAM more
    COMPLAIN less
    LISTEN more
    TALK less
    LOVE more
    ARGUE less
    HOPE more
    FEAR less
    RELAX more
    WORRY less
    BELIEVE more
    DOUBT less
    PLAY more
    WORK less
    nmq

  16. kaerottina kaerottina
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    In another life
    I would be your girl.
    We'd keep all our promises,
    Be us against the world.

    ~Katy Perry

  17. Chung615 Chung615
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    haters are like crickets.
    crickets make a lot of noise.
    you hear them, you cant see them,
    as you walk right past them, their quiet.
    -Wiz Khalifa.

  18. justbrooke97 justbrooke97
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    Everyday I see a girl and think,
    "Wow, I wish I was as pretty as her."
    Then I wonder if anyone ever looks at me and says the same thing.
    Probably not...

  19. cocobananasxx cocobananasxx
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    I have something to ask you.
    Yes?
    It is very serious and requires a serious answer.
    OMG im scared now..
    Do you know the muffin man?
    I hate you.

  20. kristinnamariee kristinnamariee
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Boy: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
    Girl: You wear pants dont you?

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