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Member Since: 1 Mar 2009 08:59am

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Yeah, I'm leaving again.  Sorry.  Just wanted to let you know...I don't know, whatever.  If you want to talk to me or something...mishacollinshasthephonebox.tumblr.com.  Only if I know you, please.  Like, if you're one of my old friends or something.  idek.  I come on here every couple months to see if anyone comments on anything.  No one does.  So oh well.
  1. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 10:31pm EST
    11/11/11or, the day the doctor who fandom went insane.

  2. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 7:22pm EST
    bowties
    ♥are cool.

  3. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:08pm EDT
    & words can't describe
    how beautiful you are

  4. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 9:50pm EDT
    this site makes me feel old.
    i was here when there were, like, 2,000 people on the site. everybody knew each other. it was like a little town, but with a heck of a lot of beatdown on dear old Steve (is he still here? Steve is still the big cheese, right? 'cuz Steve was cool. i am sorry about that whole rant thing, b-t-dub... ). then i kind of ran away... then i came back... and there's like 17,000 people. holy crap. and there's like, a new layout. i remember when everyone flipped because when they scrolled over a button, it turned uber-yellow and hurt people's eyes. and, like... jockers... and yeah xD i mean, there's probably still jockers and everything, but. y'know. i'll just jaunt on over to Steve's page and see who everyone's complaining about.
    anyway. yeah. thanks for reading this epic-fail post.

  5. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 10:05am EDT
    ?

  6. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 8:41am EDT
    You Can Have All The Faith You Want
    in spirits and the afterlife; heaven and hell. But when it comes to this world,
    don't be an idiot. Because you can tell me that you put your faith in God to
    get you through the day, but when it comes to crossing the road,
    I know you'll look both ways.
    --Gregory House

  7. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 12:37am EDT
    i just realized something.
    i know why bella hates going to forks so much.
    in washington, lollipops in any way, shape, or form are banned.

  8. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 12:16am EDT
    in natoma, kansas,
    it's against the law to practice knife-throwing at men wearing pinstripe suits.

  9. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 1:50pm EDT
    DRAMA IS LIKE
    STARRBUCKS©
    IT'S EVERYWHERE Y0U LOOK

  10. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 12:00pm EDT
    there's a PARTY in my tummy!
    so yummy. so yummy!

  11. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2010 2:43pm EDT
    DUDE!
    it's a hippopotamus!

  12. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2010 1:08pm EST
    i remember when
    ( kissing ) was gross
    ( smiles ) could fix everything
    ( hearts ) could always be open
    ( love ) was when someone offered you a cookie
    ( everything ) was simple.
    the way life should be.

  13. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2010 1:03pm EST
    i feel like p.diddy.
    now what exactly does p.diddy feel like?

  14. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2010 3:59pm EST
    once upon a time,
    there was a princess. she sat in her tower, imprisoned by her father, not waiting for her prince to save her. she knew already that escaping was impossible; she'd tried every possible way to escape.
    to escape from her own life.
    one day, though, someone did come. a prince. he wore shining armour, had touseled blonde hair, and was in every way the gentleman that everyone, before her entrapment, had said that someday she would fall in love with and marry.
    but.
    there was her heart to consider. he was not the one that she was destined to love, and the princess knew it, so it wasn't shocking to her when he left one day on a dragon hunt, leaving only a note that said that he hoped she would still care for him, and then was gone forever. never did he return, never did he seem to care how she was.
    finally,
    news came from a courier of her father's that he'd disowned her and made the prince his rightful heir. he'd also married off one of the princess's sisters to the prince, meaning that the prince belonged to someone else.
    however,
    it didn't matter. the princess was wise, and she knew what love was. she'd not loved that prince, and he'd not loved her. no matter how much time that princess had been in that tower; no matter how much the princess had longed for her only company that she'd had since being in that tower, she didn't love him. she'd never loved him, and she never would love him.
    because love wasn't there, and it was not important for her to pretend to love him.

  15. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2009 9:23pm EST
    & i adore the five-second rule.
    [ you're owned, gravity. ]

  16. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2009 9:11pm EST
    You'd Better Watch Out;;
    ( i may just eat all your fun dip )

  17. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 1:52pm EST
    no. i didn't
    fall "head over heels" in love with him.
    use your common sense, people. your
    head is always over your heels (i hope).
    no, i fell heels over head . because if
    my head were to fall over my heels,
    i'd have to learn to do a backflip.

  18. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 5:17pm EST
    Charlie the Unicorn is Running for President!
    Reaction:
    [run to poll office] [go on YouTube and type in Charlie the Unicorn] [say "we're going to candy mountain, Chaaarlie!]

  19. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 10:28pm EST
    woahhitsaflut.
    because dating music is fun.

  20. xoemmettcullenxo xoemmettcullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 5:34pm EST
    is that like an honor thing for vampires?
    my sire can beat up your sire?
    --Xander Harris

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