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xodirtydancerox

1. xodirtydancerox
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 2:43pm UTC
   Girls are like pokemon.
   It doesn't matter how good you are; you can't catch any
   if you don't have any balls.
   
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2. xodirtydancerox
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 2:39pm UTC
   Now I'm climbing the walls,
   but you don't notice at all, that i'm going out of my mind
   all day and all night♥
   
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3. xodirtydancerox
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 2:38pm UTC
   Imagine Oprah as president,
   It'd be like, YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU AND YOU!
   EVERYBODY GETS A JOB!
   
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4. xodirtydancerox
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 5:00pm UTC
   2012,
   Please be good
   
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5. xodirtydancerox
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 1:50pm UTC
   why is everyone so sad
   be happy about your life
   and make it the best
   because sooner or later
   theres gonna come a time
   when you cant do the things
   youve always wanted to do
   and youll regret it terribly
   so make every day count
   
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6. xodirtydancerox
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 1:43pm UTC
   ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛. ┏(-_-)┓ Everyday I'm shuffling.
   
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7. xodirtydancerox
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 1:30pm UTC
   And just remember,
   if you dont like me,
   its mind over matter,
   i dont mind,
   and you dont matter
   
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8. xodirtydancerox
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 1:27pm UTC
   And every girl wants
   a gay guy
   to tell all your
   secrets to
   and check out
   all the hot guys
   at parties <3
   
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9. xodirtydancerox
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2011 11:32pm UTC
   okay i really dont understand this,
   footballs players are getting paid 18 million dollars...
   but what about those doctors that save people's lives
   and cure diseases.?
   those hardworking people deserve that money,
   not selfish people who throw a ball on tv...
   
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10. xodirtydancerox
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    do you really like her
    or do u just like her
    "rack"
    smh
    
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11. xodirtydancerox
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    okay witty girls i need your help!
    so theres this boy that i reallly like,
    we text almost every nighht
    and hes really nice to me
    but he texts other girls
    and in school we will talk
    but i heard that he was going to ask out another girl
    i dont think its gonna happen tho...
    hes really cute and i like him what should i do?
    please comment if you have any advice
    and fav if your going through this or have been thru it
    
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12. xodirtydancerox
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    there are those among us
    who are blessed with the power
    to save what is loved by another
    but is powerless to use this blessing
    for themselves
    
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13. xodirtydancerox
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Have you ever tried sleeping
    with a broken heart..?
    Well you can try sleeping in my bed
    
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14. xodirtydancerox
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    one pair of candy lips &&
    your bubble gum tongue ;)
    
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15. xodirtydancerox
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    November 28, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    i was the one you always dreamed of,
    you were the one i tried to draw...
    how dare you say its nothing to me?
    baby, your the only light i ever saw.
    
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16. xodirtydancerox
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    nobodys gonna come and save you
    you pulled to many false alarms </3
    
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17. xodirtydancerox
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    I hate when you finally fall asleep
    and "he" texts you
    like wtf why couldnt you text me
    five minutes earlier! >:(
    
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18. xodirtydancerox
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    November 26, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    If pracitce makes perfect
    and nobodys perfect
    why practice?
    
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19. xodirtydancerox
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Is it just me or...
    do you pick out specific love songs that apply to your life and sing them to the "crowd" in your room.
    
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20. xodirtydancerox
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    i can't wait to stuff my face
    with a bunch of delicious food
    and spend time with
    loved ones :)
    
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