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  1. brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    * A 4.0 earthquake hit last night where I live.
    Me: Grandpa! Did you feel that earthquake!?
    My Grandpa: Earthquake!? What? I thought you were running down the hall....
    Me: Is that some type of fat joke!?
    My Grandpa: ..................

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    One day
    you’ll meet a guy.
    And ultimately, he’s going to find out.
    How you chew, how you sip,
    how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day.
    How your face looks underneath all your makeup.
    How you love chocolate, how you can be hyper at times,
    how certain games and shows make you really happy.
    How cranky you can get when you’re tired,
    how you think you look bad in all your photos.
    He’s going to know everything about you.
    And you know what?
    He’s still going to love you.

  3. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    Didn't give a f*ck yesterday.
    DON'T GIVE A F*CK TODAY.
    Probably won't give a f*ck tomorrow.
    nmf

  4. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Wanna kill yourself?Imagine This.
    You come home from school one day. You’ve had yet another horrible day. You’re just ready to give up. So you go to your room, close the door, and take out that suicide note you’ve written and rewritten over and over and over. You take out those razor blades, and cut for the very last time. You grab that bottle of pills and take them all. Laying down, holding the letter to your chest, you close your eyes for the very last time. A few hours later, your little brother knocks on your door to come tell you dinners ready. You don’t answer, so he walks in. All he sees is you laying on your bed, so he thinks you’re asleep. He tells your mum this. Your mum goes to your room to wake you up. She notices something is odd. She grabs the paper in your hand and reads it. Sobbing, she tries to wake you up. She’s screaming your name. Your brother, so confused, runs to go tell Dad that “Mummy is crying and sissy won’t wake up.” Your dad runs to your room. He looks at your mum, crying, holding the letter to her chest, sitting next to your lifeless body. It hits him, what’s going on, and he screams. He screams and throws something at the wall. And then, falling to his knees, he starts to cry. Your mum crawls over to him, and they sit there, holding each other, crying. The next day at school, there’s an announcement. The principal tells everyone about your suicide. It takes a few seconds for it to sink in, and once it does, everyone goes silent. Everyone blames themselves. Your teachers think they were too hard on you. Those mean popular girls, they think of all the things they've said to you. That boy that used to tease you and call you names, he can’t help but hate himself for never telling you how beautiful you really are. Your ex boyfriend, the one that you told everything to, that broke up with you.. He can’t handle it. He breaks down and starts crying, and runs out of the school. Your friends? They’re sobbing too, wondering how they could never see that anything was wrong, wishing they could have helped you before it was too late. And your best friend? She’s in shock. She can’t believe it. She knew what you were going through, but she never thought it would get that bad… Bad enough for you to end it. She can’t cry, she can’t feel anything. She stands up, walks out of the classroom, and just sinks to the floor. Shaking, screaming, but no tears coming out. It’s a few days later, at your funeral. The whole town came. Everyone knew you, that girl with the bright smile and bubbly personality. The one that was always there for them, the shoulder to cry on. Lots of people talk about all the good memories they had with you, there were a lot. Everyone’s crying, your little brother still doesn't know you killed yourself, he’s too young. Your parents just said you died. It hurts him, a lot. You were his big sister, you were supposed to always be there for him. Your best friend, she stays strong through the entire service, but as soon as they start lowering your casket into the ground, she just loses it. She cries and cries and doesn't stop for days. It’s two years later. The whole school talks to a counsellor/therapist at least once a week. Your teachers all quit their job. Those mean girls have eating disorders now. That boy that used to tease you cuts himself. Your ex boyfriend doesn't know how to love any more and just sleeps around with girls. Your friends all go into depression. Your best friend? She tried to kill herself. She didn't succeed like you did, but she tried…your brother? He finally found out the truth about your death. He self harms, he cries at night, he does exactly what you did for years leading up to your suicide. Your parents? Their marriage fell apart. Your dad became a workaholic to distract himself from your death. Your mum got diagnosed with depression and just lays in bed all day. People care. You may not think so, but they do. Your choices don’t just effect you. They effect everyone. Don’t end your life, you have so much to live for. .
    My point is Things cant get better if you give up.
    No this isnt my quote, i saw it on twitter,a nd thought it would help alot of you, im always here for you guys, ill do anything i can to keep you here

  5. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Why complicate life?
    missing someone?.......call
    wanna meet up?.....invite
    wanna be understood?......explain
    have questions?.......ask
    don't like something?.......say it
    like something?.......state it
    want something?.....ask for it
    love someone?.....tell them

  6. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Pick a number from 1-100 in your mind. Don't scroll down if you haven't picked one
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    Okay, thanks :)

  7. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
    Other Friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
    Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube

  8. kaywee27 kaywee27
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    4 year old sister logic
    Her: why
    Me: i don't know
    Her: why
    Me: *coughs*
    Her: are you sick?
    Me: yes
    Her: why
    Me: *has coughing attack*
    Her: why are you coughing
    Me: don't do that you'll get hurt!
    Her: why
    Me: i'm hungry.
    Her: why
    Me: this spoon is broken.
    Her: why
    Me: Go get dad!
    Her: why
    Me: Because I just cut my finger open!
    Her: why
    Me: The knife slipped, go get dad!
    Her: why
    Me: BECAUSE YOUR ONLY SISTER IS GOING TO BLEED TO DEATH
    Her: why.
    Me: for real.
    Her: why.
    Me: I'm going to light your toys on fire.
    Her: why.
    Me: because all you know how to say is why.
    Her: why.
    Me: omfg goodbye.
    Her: I'll light your One Direction posters on fire if you light my toys on fire.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Dad:
    Brother:
    Cat:
    Harry Styles:
    Niall Horan:
    Liam Payne:
    Zayn Malik:
    Louis Tomlinson:
    Carrot:
    Chicken:
    Me: why.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    on the x-factor:
    simon: whats your name?
    lady: panda
    simon: what?!
    lady: panda, like the bear.
    simon: why were you called panda?
    lady: well, my mom was in jail when she had me, and her cell mate was white, and she was black, so they just came up with the name.

  10. cd328 cd328
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    hey
    Me: Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Me: HE JUST TEXTED ME! Me: AHHH! Me: Am I dreaming?!?! Me: He definetely likes me! Me: Oh my god! Me: <33333333
    Sorry wrong person...
    Me: ...

  11. cd328 cd328
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    AND FINALLY,
    I think I found Him.

  12. cd328 cd328
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Asking "What?"
    Even if you heard what they said.
    mq/nmf

  13. cd328 cd328
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    I may sit on the couch with a bowl of ice cream when I'm upset.
    I may cry myself to sleep when I'm sad.
    I may eat my burger with a bun.
    I may not exercise every single day.
    I may not have the most expensive clothes.
    I may be 10 pounds over weight.
    I may wear my hair in a bun on a sunday.
    I may forget to put on make-up when I'm lazy.
    I may not get a 100% on all my tests.
    I may not have all the friends in the world.
    I may fight with my mom.
    And I may not wear size 0 jeans.
    But, who cares?
    I'm just Me.

  14. meganvictoria2013 meganvictoria2013
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 12:57am UTC
    Having alot of friends
    means nothing to me.
    I'd rather have
    4 quaters
    than
    100 pennies.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Ahhhh... Friday.
    My second favorite "F" word.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    My days are backwards.
    I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Saying "What?"
    And then realizing what they said a second later.

  18. royalclaymaker royalclaymaker
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    My sister wants to try
    out for my schools
    football team.
    But she is scared that she might not be accepted. Andif she is let on the team, that she may be made fun of.
    Favorite if you think she should try out.
    I will show this to her.
    I think she is great at playing football.
    She tackles pretty hard....
    Nows how to kick a ball... far.
    And nows how to throw a ball in an exact spot.
    PLEASE FAVORITE FOR HER!

  19. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Awkward Moment
    when you're that one friend who always
    give relationship advice, but is still single

  20. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Holy Shiz!
    Steve is from Boston?!
    I live like an hour away!!
    woah.

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