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  1. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Thanks for hurting me:
    You made me stronger.

  2. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Lol. Who let you out of the zoo?

  3. Bee Bee
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:01am UTC
    ''So, If you're from Africa, why are you white?''
    ''Omg Karen, You can't just ask people why they're white.''
    -Mean Girls

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Welcome to the Karma Cafe.
    There are no menus. You get served what you deserve.

  5. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    How can we learn
    if we can't make
    mistakes?

  6. BleedingLovee69 BleedingLovee69
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    ------------------------
    Last Day Of School:
    Normal People: "I'm gonna miss you so
    much!" -crying-
    Me: "This school can kiss my a$$
    goodbye, I hated you all. ♥
    ------------------------
    *

  7. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    I'm not saying it's the start of a Zombie Apocalypse,
    but when a dude bites off another dude's face and doesn't react to being shot... perhaps you should consider it.

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    " Never apologize for what you feel
    its like saying sorry
    for being real."
    - Lil Wayne
    format credit to OneDirection

  9. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    If people winked as much as;
    they do in texts, our world would be such a creepy place.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:15am UTC
    an apple a day
    keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

  11. YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    annoying things to do on an elevator;
    1) stand silent & motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
    2) greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral
    3) MEOW occasionally
    4) stare at another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them." -and back away slowly.
    5) say "DING" at each floor
    6) make explosion noises when someone presses a button
    7) draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to a person "This is my personal space"
    8) when there's only one other person on the elavator tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
    9) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
    10) call out a "Group hug" then enforce it.

  12. katiemarie9182 katiemarie9182
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Forget
    YOLO
    My New Motto Is
    LGO
    (life goes on)

  13. Mockingjay Mockingjay
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    If you're absent
    during my struggle,
    don't expect to be
    present during my
    success.
    -Will Smith.

  14. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 4:41pm UTC
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  15. UnWritten~* UnWritten~*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Cut me some slack and give me a break,
    im just a teenager and i made a mistake.

  16. imbarbie imbarbie
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    .
    Throughout life people will
    make you mad, disrespect you, and treat you bad.
    But let god deal with the things they do.
    Because hate in your heart
    will consume you too.
    - Barbie ♥

  17. StephanieKay97 StephanieKay97
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Girls are like
    apples on trees. The best
    ones are at the top of the tree.
    the boys don't want to reach for
    the goods ones because they are afraid
    of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
    just get the rotten apples from the ground
    that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
    at the top think something is wrong with
    them, when in reality, they're amazing.
    They just have to wait for the right
    boy to come along, the one
    who's brave enough
    to climb
    all the way
    to the top
    of the tree.
    nmq <3

  18. dance_life dance_life
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:51pm UTC
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  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Life is full of fake people,
    and before you decide to judge them, make sure you aren't one of them.

  20. EverythingITalkIsDope EverythingITalkIsDope
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    I'm really sick and tired of
    waiting around for you,
    even though you NEVER come through.

:)

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