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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    IT'S NOT THAT
    I THINK I'M FAT.
    IT'S JUST THAT
    I WISH I WAS SKINNIER.

  3. She She
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    girl: how much do you love me?
    boy: well, look at the stars and count them. that's how much i love you.
    girl: but it's morning..
    boy: exactly
    how romantic
    nmq/nmf

  4. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    *Jonas Brother's get REALLY famous*
    Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Nick Jonas.
    Me: K. Cool.
    *Twilight gets REALLY famous*
    Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Taylor Lautner.
    Me: K. Cool.
    *Justin Bieber gets REALLY famous*
    Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Justin.
    Me: K. Cool.
    *One Direction get REALLY famous*
    Selena Gomez: I'm going to--
    Me: YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY BABIES.
    1111

  5. all_you_need_is_love14 all_you_need_is_love14
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Dear One Direction,
    I do need make up
    to cover up,
    because society
    taught me
    that who I am,
    isn't enough.

  6. angry_muffins angry_muffins
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    You jelly?
    Nah, bro. I'm Nutella.

  7. MemoIsShy MemoIsShy
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 5:16am UTC
    Boy's confession #8
    we use words like 'hot' and 'cute'
    to describe a girl,
    rarely is 'beautiful'.
    If we call a girl 'beautiful', we really like her.
    Shall I make a whole series? ;) Comment or fave.

  8. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    The youngest the boys would date;
    Harry: 14. Niall: 14. Liam: 15. Zayn: 16. Louis: 17.
    ... YESSSSSSSSS

  9. lmsmith lmsmith
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    I just wanna show you
    she don't even know you
    she's never gonna love you
    like I want to
    ~ Taylor Swift

  10. OneDirectionInfectionn OneDirectionInfectionn
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #154
    Niall cried while watching "Finding Nemo"
    C) OneDirectionInfectionn

  11. cheerfromtheheart cheerfromtheheart
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    That amazing moment when a guy takes off his sweatshirt and his shirt comes up enough to see his abs(:

  12. bellaboo143 bellaboo143
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Whenever I get
    a text from you...
    I immediately stop whatever I'm
    doing to respond.

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  13. PandaJaneChild PandaJaneChild
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    At first I thought you were
    just another guy,
    BUT WHEN I GOT TO KNOW YOU
    I realized that you weren't like
    The other Guys, You were
    So Much Different♥

  14. neonnailpolish13 neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    me: hey!
    random guy in my class: hi
    me: so whats up?
    random guy: oh not much
    me: thats cool...
    random guy:
    me:
    random guy:you know, your really pretty
    me:
    random guy:
    me:
    random guy:
    me: I. LOVE. YOU.

  15. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    You think it's everything you want, until you have it.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. bellaboo143 bellaboo143
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    Does anybody else think
    that " lol "
    Looks like a guy drowning?

  18. bellaboo143 bellaboo143
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    (Setting: toolshed :)
    What did the screwdriver say to the
    hammer?
    "Screw you, you banged my hose;)"
    a.k.a
    (Screw you, you banged my hoes;) )

  19. glitterspaz143 glitterspaz143
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    ♥ t h i s i f y o u l o v e
    y o u r d a d d y.

  20. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Attractive Person: I wish i had a girlfriend.
    Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
    nmq;nmf

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