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  1. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    counting people in class
    to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

  2. BucherX18 BucherX18
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 1:16am UTC
    Are those tampons?
    Uh, yeah... i get really bad nose bleeds.
    [<3]
    if you've seen it.
    nmf

  3. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 1:34am UTC
    A relationship is only
    m e a n t f o r t w o, b u t s o m e b i t c h e s d o n ' t ||||||||||||||||||||♥
    KNOW HOW TO COUNT.

  4. remembermex3 remembermex3
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    --------------------------
    if swimming is such a
    good way to
    stay in shape;
    explain whales.

  5. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    Oh so now I'm invisible to you?
    That's cool... I've always wanted a superpower.
    nmq/nmf

  6. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    songs for every occasion (:
    (part 1)
    You're remembering the good times you've had with (or you just miss) an ex
    A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
    Everywhere - Michelle Branch
    Everywhere - Yellowcard
    I Remember - Deadmau5 and Kaskade
    Please Don't Go - Mike Posner
    Remembering Sunday - All Time Low
    Someone Like You - Adele
    Vegas - All Time Low
    You really, really, REALLY like him
    A Year Without Rain - Selena Gomez
    Bam - Miranda Cosgrove
    Bam (royb0t Extended Mix) - Miranda Cosgrove
    Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
    Crazier - Taylor Swift
    Enchanted - Taylor Swift
    Goin' Crazy - Ashley Tisdale
    Heaven Can Wait - We the Kings
    Like Whoa - Aly & AJ
    Love Me Do - The Beatles
    Love's Not A Competition (But I'm Winning) - Paramore
    Love You Like a Love Song - Selena Gomez
    The Middle - Demi Lovato
    Naturally - Selena Gomez
    One In A Million - Hannah Montana
    One In A Million - Sandy Molling
    Ordinary Day - Vanessa Carlton
    Raindrops - Cascada
    Raindrops - Stunt
    Rocketeer - Far East Movement
    Rock God - Selena Gomez
    Rush - Aly & AJ
    Stuck On You - Paramore
    Until You're Mine - Demi Lovato
    You're entering high school for the first time
    Fifteen - Taylor Swift
    You're sorry
    Back To December - Taylor Swift
    Who I Am Hates Who I've Been - Reliant K
    You really like a guy, despite the fact that he could be treating you better
    Bad Romance - Lady GaGa
    Do You Want Me (Dead?) - All Time Low
    Everything You're Not - Demi Lovato
    Forget About It - All Time Low
    Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
    I Just Wanna Run - The Downtown Fiction
    Jersey - Mayday Parade
    Lose That Boy - Freezepop
    My Dilemma - Selena Gomez
    Rewind - Paramore
    Round & Round - Selena Gomez
    Special Effects - Freezepop
    He lied to you, or cheated on you
    Blind - Ke$ha
    Gonna Get Caught - Demi Lovato
    Grenade - Bruno Mars
    Hello Hello - Paramore
    Heroes - All Time Low
    I Won't Apologize - Selena Gomez
    Jersey - Mayday Parade
    Lose That Boy - Freezepop
    My Dilemma - Selena Gomez
    Over It - Ashley Tisdale
    Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ
    Rewind - Paramore
    Rolling in the Deep - Adele
    Round & Round - Selena Gomez
    Sick Of You - Selena Gomez
    Solo - Demi Lovato
    Special Effects - Freezepop
    Too Little Too Late - JoJo
    U Got Nothin' On Me - Demi Lovato
    You really like a guy that doesn't like you back
    All I Wanted - Paramore
    All Over You - The Spill Canvas
    All We Know - Paramore
    A Year Without Rain - Selena Gomez
    Bad Romance - Lady GaGa
    Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore
    Catch Me - Demi Lovato
    Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
    Contagious - Avril Lavigne
    Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner
    Everywhere - Michelle Branch
    Everywhere - Yellowcard
    For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic - Paramore
    Goin' Crazy - Ashley Tisdale
    Grenade - Bruno Mars
    Heaven Can Wait - We the Kings
    He Said, She Said - Ashley Tisdale
    My Dilemma - Selena Gomez
    My Number One - Paramore
    No Idea - All Time Low
    Ordinary Day - Vanessa Carlton
    Painting Flowers - All Time Low
    Rockstar - Hannah Montana
    Sparks Fly - Taylor Swift
    Until You're Mine - Demi Lovato
    You're getting ready to go out, or you just want to get pumped up with energy/dance!
    Do You Want Me (Dead?) - All Time Low
    Dynamite - Taio Cruz
    Fuego - The Cheetah Girls
    Just Dance - Lady GaGa
    Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
    Less Talk More Rokk - Freezepop
    Like A G6 - Far East Movement
    Party Girl - Miranda Cosgrove
    Shake It Up - Selena Gomez
    TiK ToK - Ke$ha
    Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry
    We Own The Night - Jessie and The Toy Boys


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. fairytaledreamer fairytaledreamer
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    Today at the local pool, I found this sign:
    Welcome to our ool.
    Notice there is no "P" in it.
    Let's keep it that way.
    ...lol.

  9. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 1:57am UTC
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  10. XxIMMYxX XxIMMYxX
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    God made coke,
    God made pepsi.
    God made me,
    Oh so sexy.
    God made rivers,
    God made lakes.
    God made you,
    Well..we all make mistakes...
    nmq.

  11. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:09am UTC
    I sleep too much.
    Parent's complain.
    Don't get enough sleep.
    Parent's complain.
    I eat too much.
    Parent's complain.
    I don't eat enough.
    Parent's complain.
    I'm always in my room.
    Parent's complain.
    I go out too much.
    Parent's complain.
    I just can't win.

  12. LiveXlaughXdreamXBEEBEE97 LiveXlaughXdreamXBEEBEE97
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    oh i changed ?
    Boy, you made me this way.

  13. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 8:02am UTC
    i t h o u g h t w e w e r e b e s t f r i e n d s . .
    But how does that work when;
    You only spoke to me when you had to,
    You only told me things when I asked,
    You were only there for me when I called,
    Oh wait, that's right..
    you weren't there for me at all.

  14. creativeusername97 creativeusername97
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    i tried to send you
    .: something s e x y , but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox. :.

  15. JonasSister221 JonasSister221
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Demi Lovato donated $600,000,
    Justin Bieber donated$1,000,000,
    Miley Cyrus donated $5,000,000,
    Lady GaGa donated $15,000,000,
    Britney Spears donated $60,000,000,
    Jonas Brothers donated $70,000,000,
    & Taylor Swift donated $100,000,000
    to Japan
    * *you may not like their music, but these people are heroes*

  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    Y o u' v e B r o k en
    the one girl who was
    always there for you.
    do you want a trophy?
    I'll engrave your name
    on it just like I did with
    my now shattered heart
    </3

  17. LoveByWhisper LoveByWhisper
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    THAT ONE GIRL
    who ignores the dress code completely.

  18. ImCheyK ImCheyK
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 7:49pm UTC
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  19. Electric_Rainbow Electric_Rainbow
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2011 1:57am UTC
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  20. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    Sometimes he makes me so mad.
    He tells about all the girls he likes, but continues to flirt with me.
    He is so immature and perverted, but yet he's always on my mind.

:)

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