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notbob101
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 5:24pm UTC

You think you have a hard life?
I heard of a boy who's parents died when he was a kid, he barely rememberes them,
and the guy who killed his parents has been trying to kill him his entire life
Also, he lives with a family that absolutely hates him because
he's not like them
The only other family member he had died soon after he met him
There's a blonde boy at school that loves to make fun of him too
And one teacher hates him for no reason
The only friends he has is a ginger and a know it all girl,
By the way, his name is Harry Potter

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Patrick_Stop*
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Omg...
I can't believe this:
My aunt is cancer free!
I am just on top of the world right now; I am so
freakin happy!!!
She's going to survive...
She was strong enough to make it.
I couldn't be happier right now :)

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AlexHilsonAhax
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Having to read a paragraph over and over again
because your thoughts are too distracting.

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lolmybffjill
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:14pm UTC

& I can live
W I T H O U T Y O U , B U T W I T H O U T Y O U I ' L L BE
miserable
at best

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lovelyandtheworld13
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:31pm UTC

I noticed something weird.
people created wrist watches to replace pocket watches.
now people just use their phones.
you know where people usually keep their phones?
pocket.

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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC

What if Oprah was my mom...
Me: Hi mom
Oprah: Good morning! I made you breakfast!
Me: Oh cool where is---
Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!
said by a friend of mine xD

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it_goes_on*
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October 7, 2012 8:55pm UTC

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:55pm UTC

I don't care how old you
are, if you don't respect me,
I'm not respecting you.

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xxxCookieMonsterxxx21
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Sing me to sleep,
hold me forever,
you don't have to love me,
just tell me that everything will be better.

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AlDoWh_
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:56pm UTC

* * * **
everyone sees my smile and hears my laugh. they think i'm happy...
actually, i just want to fade away.
* * * **

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KaleidoscopeKate
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Don't tell me that inner beauty
is more important than outer beauty
because in this world it isn't.
No one gives you a chance to see
if you're beautiful on the inside
if you aren't on the outside.

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Makayla32800
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:36pm UTC

(::[ ]::)
You can bandage the damage,
you never really can fix my heart.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Ashlee Nicole*
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:49pm UTC

All alone, the way she feels, left alone to deal
with all the pain, drenched sorrowed relief:
bite the lip, just forget the bleeding.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:30pm UTC

♥ i know i'm nothing special, but i hope you won't
rePLace me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Automatic flush sensors
look an awful lot like hidden cameras.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:32pm UTC

The problem with the world is that
the smart people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

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livin_life_young_and_in_love
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:32pm UTC

I think your mouth should be quiet because it never tells the truth .

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jariley*
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Sunday Nights
stressing to do your homework normally now, right?
Nope not tonight, we got off tomorrow b/'tches.
Now another day of staying on witty.
Who else has off tomorrow?

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