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  1. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    The moment you realize your period is over. 
    *FREEEEEDOOOOOM*

  2. raebobmarypants raebobmarypants
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    We all have that one moment when
    we look in the mirror and think,
    "Damn, why don't you have a boyfriend, you sexy lady?"
    but then we look back in the mirror and think,
    "HAHA nevermind, I know why."

  3. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Yes Mom,
    I LIKE TO EAT A 5 COURSE MEAL
    WHENEVER I GET HOME FROM SCHOOL.
    YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

  4. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:36am UTC
    Some of the happiest people in the world,
    are the best actors.♥
    Risa7373 format.

  5. xoxokatiexoxo6 xoxokatiexoxo6
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:44am UTC
    Age 10: I love you, Mom!
    Age 14: My Mom is so annoying!
    Age 18: I wanna leave this house!
    Age 25: Mom, you were right..
    Age 30: Mom, forgive me?
    Age 50: I don't wanna lose my Mom!
    Age 70: Mom, I love you so much..
    fave this quote if you love your Mom ♥

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    "Do you behave like this at home?"
    "Yes actually."

  7. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Pretending to give your friends
    Shots with a machanical pencil..♥

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    The world ending in 2012?
    I think we're all forgetting Phil of the Future was from 2121.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    It's illegal for athletes to use steroids.
    Shouldn't it be illegal for models to use Photoshop?

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Dance like nobody's going to put it on YouTube.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Dear Karma,
    I have a list of people you missed.

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
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  13. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:58am UTC
    I Miss You,
    but I'm not stupid enough to go back to you

  14. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Was leaving your plan all along, or did you just decide I wasn't good enough?

  15. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:29am UTC
    You are the one person I never expected would let me down. My mistake.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    British:
    'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
    Australian:
    G'day mate!
    Canadian:
    Eh?
    American:
    Aye shawty, whaddup?

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    The Good Memories
    are eating me alive. I need to hide from them, b u t I d o n ' t k n o w h o w

  18. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:48am UTC
    Confession #3
    I don't let anybody see me with out make up on,
    i'm that insecure. The only person who has seen me
    without make up is xoalicecullenxo.

  19. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    No, It's Fine.
    it's my fault for thinking I actually meant something to you.
    I'm so stupid.

  20. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    I'll Just
    keep telling myself you decided I was too good for
    you, even though I know it's the other way around.

:)

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