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xoalex20298

1. xoalex20298
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   If you put you hand in your ear,
   then scratch,
   it sounds like pac-man.
   
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2. xoalex20298
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 10:06pm UTC
   If Witty Is Purple For A Long While,
   I would like to be the first to say...
   Remember when witty was blue ?!
   
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3. xoalex20298
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2012 1:31pm UTC
   2012:
   Come sit by the heater!
   1836:
   Come sit by this nice warm fire that I have prepared for your well-being.
   
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4. xoalex20298
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 10:03pm UTC
   Some People: Hey did you know I was on T.V. once?
   Others: : Really? I was in the newspaper!
   Me : Yeah guys well I've pretty much been in ALL my family Christmas cards so beat that!
   
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5. xoalex20298
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2011 10:07pm UTC
   You : (About to tell friend how you thought a test was so hard)
   Them : (interupting before you say anything) Oh my God! That test was the easiest thing ever!
   You : (laugh awkwardly) Yeah it was so easy dude!
   
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6. xoalex20298
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 6:16pm UTC
   When you give someone a pencil:
   You : Make sure you give it back!
   Them : Yeah, Sure!
   And then you think:
   Well, I'm never getting that pencil back.
   
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7. xoalex20298
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2011 3:53pm UTC
   I f L i f e W a s L i k e
   a romance movie,
   then everyone
   would get their
   ownspecial,
   fairytale ending .
   
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8. xoalex20298
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2011 9:54pm UTC
   Favorite This,
   and I will,
   write something nice,
   on your profile,
   or one of your quotes...
   
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9. xoalex20298
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 9:21pm UTC
   Friends
   are like Flowers,
   theybrighten your day.
   
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10. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    Dream more
    Complain less
    Listen more
    Talk less
    Love more
    Argue less
    Hope more
    Fear less
    Relax more
    Worry less
    Believe more
    Doubt less
    Play more
    Work less
    
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11. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    Is Anyone Else Tired of,
    everyone saying they are tired of this format?
    
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12. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    You're lucky to be different, never change.
    ~ Taylor Swift
    (((my inspiration)))
    
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13. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    If we shouldn't talk to strangers,
    then how do we make friends?
    
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14. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 1:59pm UTC
    Let me take you down, cause I'm going to...
    Strawberry Fields .
    ((nothing is real))
    
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15. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    I need a hero.
    I'm holding out for a hero,
    til the end of the night.
    (((He's gotta be sure, he's gotta be soon, and he's got to be larger than life.)))
    
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16. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    If a picture is worth a thousand words,
    .... then why shouldn't we judge a book by its cover ?
    
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17. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 11:55am UTC
    Too bad I can't just
    call my iPod or money,
    when I can't find them.
    My phone is lucky.
    
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18. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    If Nothing's Perfect,
    then why is perfect even a word?
    
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19. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    Me : Hey, does my hair look ok?
    Friend : Oh yeah, it looks awesome!
    True Friend : No it looks horrible, go fix it.
    
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20. xoalex20298
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    Some People ooooo: Woot! 6,000 likes! New record!
    Me : Woot! 6 likes! New record!
    
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