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  1. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    I don't know what
    to feel or think anymore.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY!
    *ten minutes go by*
    Mom: Are you ready yet?!
    Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for ten minutes.
    Mom: Ok, I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the animals and cook dinner and swim the english channel.

  3. standinginsilence standinginsilence
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    So today at school..
    We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
    About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
    He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
    She stood up and her exact words were-
    "I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

  4. xCammie xCammie
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    I have a boyfriend but I like another boy): I feel so bad.. WHAT DO I DO?
    *


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. 12345girl 12345girl
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    There`s a smile
    On my face, that I don`t know why is there..
    I put it there to satisfy all the people who will never care.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    So I'm invisible to you now? Oh, that's cool.
    I've always wanted a superpower...

  8. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 11:57am UTC
    TeenagerPost#128
    Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?
    nmf.nmq.

  9. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#129
    That annoying moment when you really want to say something, but then someone changes the topic... evil b*stard.
    nmf.nmq.

  10. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#130
    That awkward moment when you finally take a decent picture and then as you continue to stare at it, it gets uglier.
    nmf.nmq.

  11. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#131
    When I see an argument on Facebook, I sit there refreshing the page while thinking to myself "Sh*t! This is gonna be good!"
    nmf.nmq.

  12. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#132
    Those annoying 5 seconds you have to wait to pour the soda again until the fizz goes down.
    nmf.nmq.

  13. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#135
    I hate it when people text me "K". I'm very rarely in the mood to talk about potassium.
    nmf.nmq.

  14. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#134
    *phone vibrates at home* you can barely hear it.
    *phone vibrates at school* FREAKING EARTHQUAKE!
    nmf.nmq.

  15. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#142
    Looking at yourself more than the other person while video chatting with someone.
    nmf.nmq.

  16. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#143
    I hate it when the funniest person in class says the lamest joke & everyone starts laughing! Like WTF!
    nmf.nmq.

  17. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#144
    I hate when I'm hungry and I see someone eating delicious looking food.
    nmf.nmq.

  18. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#145
    Google is only 12 years old and knows a lot more than I do.
    nmf.nmq.

  19. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#147
    Hand Sanitizer! Helping you discover the cuts you didn't know you had!
    nmf.nmq.

  20. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#146
    I text people saying I'm outside their house instead of knocking.
    nmf.nmq.

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