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1. xo_Sarah_xo
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   Who Knew Crying Yourself To Sleep Felt THAT Painful....
   nmf/mq
   
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2. xo_Sarah_xo
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 12:35am UTC
   omegle Talk to strangers!
   You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
   Stranger: Hey 19 m US lookin to kik ;)
   You: Rember that time you smelt that rag that had a sent like chloroform? Yeah, me neither
   Your conversational partner has disconnected.
   Yeah, This Really Happened ;D
   
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3. xo_Sarah_xo
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 1:48am UTC
   Plot Twist: Ed Sheeran is actually Prince Harry attempting to pursue his life-long dream of becoming a singer.
   
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4. xo_Sarah_xo
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   August 24, 2012 2:21pm UTC
   Plot Twist: Paul Higgins is Chuck Norris in disguise.
   
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5. xo_Sarah_xo
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   August 24, 2012 4:32am UTC
   Plot Twist: Eleanor writes all the Larry Stylinson fanfictions.
   
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6. xo_Sarah_xo
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   August 24, 2012 2:15am UTC
   One Direction: And none for the Americans bye.
   
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7. xo_Sarah_xo
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   August 24, 2012 1:38am UTC
   Plot twist: Harry Styles leads a double life as Eleanor Calder
   
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8. xo_Sarah_xo
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   August 23, 2012 1:18am UTC
   Plot twist: Everyone on witty has a completly healthy social life
   
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9. xo_Sarah_xo
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   August 23, 2012 12:52am UTC
   Plot twist: no one in disney channel ends up with a music career
   
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10. xo_Sarah_xo
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    August 23, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Plot Twist : Harry, Louis, Liam, Zayn & Niall are bodyguards for a band named Paul Direction
    
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11. xo_Sarah_xo
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    August 22, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    Plot twist: a dolla doesn't make honey boo boo holla
    
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12. xo_Sarah_xo
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Am I The Only One,
    Who Yells
    "STAY!"
    At Objects That Kepp Falling Down?
    nmf
    
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