Here is the best of JOE JONAS' RAPS!!!!!!!!!!
ORIGINIAL JOE RAP
GO JOE! GO JOE! GO JOE! GO JOE! GO GO GO JOE! GO JOE!
Listen I'm Joe Jonas.
I'm your best friend.
Open the fridge eat a chicken.
What's up?
OH! Seven Eleven might be down the street.
Beatboxing with my 2 feet.
Brand new feet. When I was born walked out the room.
My momma like YO That's Crazy!
And I was like yeah I'm a baby!
(KEVIN) Ohhh! I'm Mufasa. I'm the king of the land.
I'll come smack you with the back of my hand!
(Joe) Yo get out this is my song my song.
Everybody were you at.
The whole world behind us.
(GARBO) Yo I'm behind him, yo check it out I'm behind him
(JOE) He's behind me! YEAH!
JACKETZ
Yo Listen to me I got 2 feet walking down the street with my degree.
Degree like 10 Ten degrees.
Freezin out side need a jacket.
Where can I go?
Gotta go to the the store and buy me a jacket.
Gotta buy nice medium jacket cause the small is too small but large is too large.
Go to the car.
Drive to uhhhhh.
GIRLZ
Girls Girls always good.
You can see em' at school or the hood.
Everywhere I go I see a lot of girls.
When I'm at the mall I'm like yo girls.
Girlie Girlie Girls.
Always ends with an S maybe with a Z.
Where's my GIRLZ?
AUDIENCE
My album's coming out like, '09 or '010
So I'm gonna sing you a song
Here I go...yeah...uh uh...
Yo slow down I can't rap that fast..alright that's better
Yo this audience looks so good
I wanna eat it with my food
I wish that I had my watch on
Because I would go "Oh my lord"
If I had 10 dollars
I'd spend it buying you all collas
I don't know why, it'd be pretty fly, if I had...
LET'S PLAY TIME FOR ME TO FLY!!!
MUFFIN MAN
Yo I know the Muffin Man
I know the Muffin Man.
I'm the only one knows him knows him knows him.
He lives on my street.
What's up? Ohh Hey.
Muffin Man!
RADIO DISNEY RAP
Yo Radio Disney is 5+5, = 10
You're gonna have a birthday party in California
We're gonna be there, it's gonna be fantastic
I'm not even rhyming but this rap is fantastic
The next time we're here, our song will be #1
You'll be like Year 3000, Mandy, that's right son
(YO!! Uh, I'm not done yet)
So Radio Disney, check it out
10th birthday bash, it's gonna be a blast...from the past..
PEACE!!
CREDIT TO ME AND NICK AND KEVIN AND JOE!!!!!!