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  1. kewlss35 kewlss35
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    We're like fire and gasoline-
    I'm no good for you,
    You're no good for me.

    format by jimmy365

  2. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    I believe in everything until its disproved.
    So believe in fairies, the myths, and dragons. It all exists
    even if it's just in your head. Who's to say that dreams
    and nightmares aren't as real as here and now? -John Lenon
    .

  3. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    &Some days
    you just want to high five someone. in the face. with a chair.

  4. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    a complete stranger
    told me she liked my shorts today
    i have never smiled so much in my life

  5. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    If love was a boat
    I'd be the titanic .

  6. AriAgainstTheWorld AriAgainstTheWorld
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
    - Dr.Seuss,The Lorax

  7. purplesloth1331 purplesloth1331
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    I'd be getting an A
    in math if my book was a pop-up...
    NOT MY QUOTE

  8. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 11:24am UTC
    Hey, I just met you,
    and this is crazy,
    but here's my number,
    So call me, maybe?

  9. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 11:52am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Fave if, when you first started Witty,
    You had no idea what to do.

  10. GeorgiaMarie07 GeorgiaMarie07
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Before you act. Listen.
    Before you react. Think.
    Before you spend. Earn.
    Before you criticize. Wait.
    Before you pray. Forgive.
    Before you quit. Try.

  11. ballher21 ballher21
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    HMMMM....
    Do my homework OR go on witty?
    SUCH A TOUGH DECISION!!!
    ;)

  12. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    I'm actually not funny,
    I'm just really mean.
    & people think I'm joking.

  13. savviii savviii
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    Dear parents,
    thanks for giving me such a weird name.
    sincerely,
    My name is never customized on those keychains

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  14. ForeverAlone69 ForeverAlone69
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    H♥PE
    Is a place somewhere between taking off and
    Landing.

  15. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    click to see this quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. glitterific glitterific
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Speak
    Chapter 4
    DANA
    “Holy mother,” I whispered to myself as I read the first 2 paragraphs of Arielle’s post.
    I was so confused. Why was she telling this to us now?
    And in the middle of 7th, I started to get pretty close with Dana. We were inseparable.
    Arielle, we hung out once.
    And you were way too clingy and annoying.
    It was just an act anyway. I was trying you out.
    But one day during science, I had a lot of stuff in my hands. I asked you, Dana, to help me with it, but instead you purposely knocked everything out of my hands, sending every paper to the floor.
    I smirked. I remembered that day so well.
    Arielle had walked into the classroom with 6 different folders and binders, all with loose papers.
    “Dana, will you help me put these down?” she had asked.
    “Sure!” I said, fake smiling.
    Being the devious little b**** I am, I knocked everything to the floor, and all of her papers came out.
    I didn’t bother to help her clean it up, and neither did the rest of the students.
    And as every paper fell, everyone laughed.
    Even you.
    It was then that I realized it was all pretend, that you never liked me in the first place.
    Damn right.
    So just to make sure, I asked Hannah, the nicest girl in our group, why you were so mean.
    “Between you and me,” she had whispered, “Dana is the b****iest one out of all of us. She’s the biggest bully. I’m scared of her. We probably only keep her in the group because we’re scared of what she’ll do if we don’t.”
    I stared at the computer screen, my mouth wide open.
    Hannah, one of my closest friends, just dissed me!
    Wait, does that mean that no one liked me either?
    Back then, I wasn’t scared of Dana. But what she did to me in 8th grade made me fear her the most of all.
    I rolled my eyes.
    Ugh, please. That? Really?
    You were so annoying and clingy.
    You deserved it, Arielle.
    ATTENTION WITTIANS: I've decided that this story is only going to be about 15-20 chapters or so. It'll be short because it's boring and the storyline goes very quickly, because there's nothing to put in between.
    BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY: Thinking ahead, I have 2 new stories planned.
    #1: Sequel to "More Than Friends"
    #2: Totally different story.
    MAKE SURE YOU COMMENT WHICH ONE YOU WANT.
    Thanks! XOXO

  18. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    do you remember the nights we'd stay up
    just laughing, smiling at anything? <<
    remember the nights we drove around crazy in love?
    format by Kalliefornia

  19. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    i still remember the first day i met you
    (hold your cursor over this quote)
    h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t

  20. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Let me get this straight.
    If you start talking to me, everyday and everynight. I'm obviously gonna get attached to you. Even if I never planned to in the first place. I will. So before you start getting close to me, make sure that you won't just suddenly leave me, Cause you know, that kind of happens to me alot.♡
    Format Credit: PaperLung

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