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xoMikaylaaxo27happy birthday!

  1. emily1534 emily1534
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO
    used Gwen Stafani's song
    to learn how to spell "banana?"

  2. itsallie0x itsallie0x
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    relationships now a days:
    f i r s t w e ek :
    i love you baby!
    s e c o n d w e ek :
    always and forever!
    f t h i r d w e ek :
    single.
    (follow me, ifollow back! )


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. livewithoutfear livewithoutfear happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    So I sorta kinda like you alot more then I orignally planned...♥

  5. xobrianaxox3 xobrianaxox3 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    I miss your hugs. I miss the way you could always make me smile. I miss you kisses. I miss passing notes with you. I miss texting you everynight. I miss how you always knew the right thing to say. I miss holding your hand. I miss wandering around target with you. I miss making fun of movies with you.
    I miss you so much.
    I literally can't think straight anymore.
    & the hardest part of it all is that you dont even care. All of that meant nothing to you.

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Don't
    tell a girl to calm down, e v e r. It just makes her 100x more angry.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    Dear inventors of tampons,
    How awkward was it for you
    To explain your invention to everyone?
    © ThatsSoMeee

  8. ohsnapitslauren26 ohsnapitslauren26 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 1:52pm UTC
    ♥ I like it that! hey windows down, chillin with the radio on! I like it like that! Damn the suns so hot make them girls take it all off!

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:46pm UTC
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  10. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    Damn, Damn, Damn. What I'd do to have you near...I wish you were here.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. xobrianaxox3 xobrianaxox3 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    "In my country, Bahavia..."
    am i the only one who remembers Meena from Cory in the house saying that...?

  12. xobrianaxox3 xobrianaxox3 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    Goodbye Middle School
    This is the day
    That i never wanted to come
    This is the day we have to leave
    to say good bye
    to our friends
    our teachers
    our classmates
    our middle school
    Say good bye
    to everything we know
    we all have to move on
    and let some things go
    our friends we had for years and years
    we may never see again
    everyone we grew to know
    taken away and scattered
    some move on together
    others we will never see again
    --
    When we first came here
    we all wanted to leave
    couldn't wait to get out of this place
    but now knowing we can't stay
    with tears in our eyes
    we will say good bye
    but that doesn't mean we will ever forget
    the memories we have made
    will stay forever in our hearts
    goodbye to middle school
    Hello High School
    notmypoem<3

  13. xobrianaxox3 xobrianaxox3 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    Do you have any idea
    how important you are to me?
    [ any concept at all of how much I love you? ]
    -edward cullen♥

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    WHEN A PACKAGE
    says "easy open"
    I usually end up using
    scissors,knife,hammer,gun
    & A LIGHTSABER

  15. xolizzyxoxo321 xolizzyxoxo321
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    Walking down the hallways at school like,
    Gorgeous
    Gorgeous
    HOT DAMN
    Oh, ha.. no no.
    Your hot
    your hot
    your not
    Pretty
    Really pretty,
    fu cking perfect
    WHY CANT I BE LIKE HER?!
    Where's my class again?
    oh, hes hot too.
    ..
    nevermind
    SO.PRETTY
    Did I have homework?
    HOT.

  16. NeverFailReachSucess NeverFailReachSucess happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 12:06pm UTC
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  17. neversaynever16 neversaynever16 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 5:17pm UTC
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  18. graceroxx821 graceroxx821 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    It's 5 O'Clock in the morning, conversation got boring said you going to bed soon, so i snuck off to your bedroom and i thought i'd just wait there, untill i heard you come up the stairs and i pretend i was sleeping and i was hoping.
    Favorite this is you LOVE this song.<3

  19. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    Whoever 'shawty' is,
    she sure has a
    lot of rapper boyfriends.

  20. lauren_xo lauren_xo happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Today's relationships:
    you can touch eachother,
    but not eachothers phones.

:)

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