Picture Day:
Photographer: Smile big sweetie.
- Girl puts on her best fake smile -
Photographer: Now can you give me a real smile?
Girl: No.
- Photographer puts down his camera -
And why not?
Girl: Because I'm not happy. I can't smile.
Photographer: Well I'm not taking this photo until I see a real smile.
- Girl gets up and walks away -
"I'll take a blank."
♥
how long is it gonna take
for both of us to confess
we belong together
right now.
not my format-sorry!
<div> <div class="quote round" style="padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-top-left-radius: 5px 5px; border-top-right-radius: 5px 5px; border-bottom-right-radius: 5px 5px; border-bottom-left-radius: 5px 5px; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; "> <div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; "> <div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 10px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 10px; initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; "> <div style="text-align: center; background-color: white; "> <div style="border-top-width: 10px; border-right-width: 10px; border-bottom-width: 10px; border-left-width: 10px; border-top-style: dashed; border-right-style: dashed; border-bottom-style: dashed; border-left-style: dashed; border-top-color: rgb(128, 128, 128); border-right-color: rgb(128, 128, 128); border-bottom-color: rgb(128, 128, 128); border-left-color: rgb(128, 128, 128); text-align: center; "> <br /> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt"><span style="font-family:bookman old style;"><span style="font-size:36px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;">My friends need to stop trying to<br /> <strike>convince</strike><br /> me to get a damn</span><br /> <span style="background-color:#ffffff;"> </span><span style="font-size:72px;"><span style="background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="color:#0000ff;">Bookface</span>! </span></span></span></span><br /> </span></span><br /> <span style="color:#0000ff;"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt"><span style="font-size:36px;"><span style="font-family:century gothic;"><em>Bookface</em></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt"><span style="font-size:36px;"><span style="font-family:century gothic;"><em> is for lame-os..</em></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family:tahoma;"><span style="font-size:36px;">(:</span></span><br /> <span style="background-color:#ffffff;"> </span></span></span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div>
xoJessicaLox