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  1. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 2:50am EDT
    remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

  2. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 12:55pm EDT
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    I don't trust people who can bite into their ice-cream without flinching
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  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 2:19pm EDT
    the thing with broken clocks is
    you can always tell
    exactly
    when they stopped ticking
    with people it isn't so easy
    and sometimes
    you can't even tell
    they're broken.
    n.h

  4. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 3:11am EDT
    I wonder if anyone ever looked
    at me and thought
    "I want to be this person's friend"
    because I honestly think about that all the time.

  5. MariaOchoa2014 MariaOchoa2014
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2014 2:58pm EDT
    "Sometimes you end up never speaking
    to someone who meant the world to you again.
    And that's okay. You cope and you survive.
    Don't let your losses keep you back from new gains."

  6. maxxx maxxx
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2014 5:28pm EDT
    Dear people,
    When I say, How annoying can you get?
    its a rhetorical question, not a challenge

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2014 3:38pm EDT
    I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

  8. thislullaby thislullaby
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2014 1:37pm EDT
    format-br0kenwings
    Roaming through this darkness
    I'm alive but i'm alone.
    Part of me is fighting this but part of me is gone.♡

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:06pm EDT
    they'll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 2:16pm EDT
    can boys like stop having skinner legs than me

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 10:34pm EDT
    It's weird how it's socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fcking double standard

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 1:51pm EST
    Why is it that were always told not to get tattoos
    at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when
    we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18?
    I’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant
    something to me when I was young than be 40 years
    old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that
    I hate because I was forced to decide on a career
    in my teens

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 10:40am EST
    you know you've won the argument
    when the other person says "whatever"

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 1:21pm EST
    acceptable séx noises
    ooh
    eee
    ooh
    ahh ahh
    ting tang
    walla walla bing bang

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 12:57pm EST
    person: i like your name
    me: thanks. i got it for my birthday.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 12:49pm EST
    hey you're cute, i'm ugly, opposites attract
    we have to date, sorry i don't make the rules

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 2:03pm EST
    me waking up: i can't wait to go to bed tonight.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 2:14pm EST
    why are bras so expensive?
    like i didn't choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.

  19. l0st l0st
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:28pm EDT
    every girl has that one guy
    she keeps going back to and no one knows why, not even her.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 5:46pm EDT
    if yahoo answers can't solve your problem then you're in too deep

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