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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. chitchat17 chitchat17
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    I'M SO GOOD AT COOKING
    Even the smoke detectors cheer me on
    nmfat.

  3. danielle2403 danielle2403
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    I hate it when the shower only has 2 options:
    3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.

  4. XBabyBlueEyesX XBabyBlueEyesX
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 6:03pm UTC
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  5. Marinalovesyou Marinalovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    if i get pregnant im going to name my kid charlie
    so when I'm giving birth
    I can just scream
    OUCH CHARLIE OUCH!
    all mine no jocking/nmf

  6. BrandNewLow BrandNewLow
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    the day i get my
    //// license \\\\
    is the day you
    GET HIT BY A CAR.
    Not my quote.

  7. Sing_it_loud17 Sing_it_loud17
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 10:29pm UTC
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  8. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 12:43am UTC
    Give me some advice please.
    ...Life's a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.
    ...Not what I meant. -_____-

  9. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT,
    when you make a guy laugh.
    S u c c e s s .

  10. oxangelxo556 oxangelxo556
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    APPLEBOTTOM JEANS!
    -->> Favorite if you just said "boots with the fur" <<--

    notmyformat.

  11. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    Wouldn't it be cool if your iPod could detect
    your mood and make a playlist for you?
    nmf
    -----------♥-----------

  12. Wonderful Wonderful
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 8:03pm UTC
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  13. sorayatju123 sorayatju123
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    She says , 'I don't care' ;
    but to know the truth . . look in her eyes .

  14. itssammdee itssammdee
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    CONFESSION
    #2
    I love making up funny little things and talking really fast so only i can understand myself.

  15. miss_mariaaa288 miss_mariaaa288
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:28pm UTC
    I hate when I'm stuck on a roof in vegas
    [& my wolfpack can't find me]
    not my format.

  16. kristenx kristenx
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    f r i d a y n i g h t & i m h o m e o n w i t t y
    » awesome life.

  17. JustRachhhx3 JustRachhhx3
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    Fave if;
    I don't smoke,
    I won't smoke,
    I never want to and never will smoke.

  18. finderskeepers finderskeepers
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 1:49am UTC
    I don't know,
    Google it.

  19. tessalovesyou97 tessalovesyou97
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:24pm UTC
    &+ today i got in trouble for chewing gum.
    i wasn't even chewing gum.

  20. Remember_December Remember_December
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:09pm UTC
    The one time when you actually do your homework;
    up till 11 just to get it done,
    and the teacher doesn't check it♥

:)

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