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chitchat17
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July 10, 2011 8:43pm UTC

I'M SO GOOD AT COOKING
Even the smoke detectors cheer me on
nmfat.

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danielle2403
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July 10, 2011 7:28pm UTC

I hate it when the shower only has 2 options:
3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.

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XBabyBlueEyesX
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July 10, 2011 6:03pm UTC

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Marinalovesyou
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July 10, 2011 10:28pm UTC

if i get pregnant im going to name my kid charlie
so when I'm giving birth
I can just scream
OUCH CHARLIE OUCH!
all mine no jocking/nmf

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BrandNewLow
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July 10, 2011 5:16pm UTC

the day i get my
//// license \\\\
is the day you
GET HIT BY A CAR.
Not my quote.

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Sing_it_loud17
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July 10, 2011 10:29pm UTC

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pigglywiggly
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July 11, 2011 12:43am UTC

Give me some advice please.
...Life's a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.
...Not what I meant. -_____-

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NMQuotesNMFormat
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July 10, 2011 9:53pm UTC

THAT MOMENT,
when you make a guy laugh.
S u c c e s s .

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oxangelxo556
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July 10, 2011 9:35pm UTC

APPLEBOTTOM JEANS!
-->> Favorite if you just said "boots with the fur" <<--
♥
notmyformat.

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gymnastics_gal123
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July 10, 2011 5:54pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
Wouldn't it be cool if your iPod could detect
your mood and make a playlist for you?
nmf
-----------♥-----------

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Wonderful
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July 10, 2011 8:03pm UTC

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sorayatju123
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July 11, 2011 5:26pm UTC

She says , 'I don't care' ;
but to know the truth . . look in her eyes .

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itssammdee
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July 11, 2011 5:26pm UTC

CONFESSION
#2
I love making up funny little things and talking really fast so only i can understand myself.

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miss_mariaaa288
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November 19, 2010 5:28pm UTC

I hate when I'm stuck on a roof in vegas
[& my wolfpack can't find me]
not my format.

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kristenx
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November 19, 2010 5:19pm UTC

f r i d a y n i g h t & i m h o m e o n w i t t y
» awesome life.

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JustRachhhx3
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November 19, 2010 6:00pm UTC

Fave if;
I don't smoke,
I won't smoke,
I never want to and never will smoke.

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finderskeepers
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November 19, 2010 1:49am UTC

I don't know,
Google it.

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tessalovesyou97
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November 19, 2010 5:24pm UTC

&+ today i got in trouble for chewing gum.
i wasn't even chewing gum.

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Remember_December
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November 19, 2010 5:09pm UTC

The one time when you actually do your homework;
up till 11 just to get it done,
and the teacher doesn't check it♥

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