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  1. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 12:12pm UTC
    TWILIGHT
    TWILIGHT
    TWILIGHT
    TWILIGHT
    TWILIGHT
    TWILIGHT
    TWILIGHT
    TWILIGHT IS MY LIFE!!!=)

  2. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 12:09pm UTC
    P.M.S
    People Making Snot!

  3. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2009 7:10pm UTC
    Y O U ... C A N ... O N L Y ... T Y P E ... O N E ... W O R D !
    N O ... E X P L A N A T I O N S !
    1. Yourself: outstanding!!
    2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend : none
    3. Your hair: wavy (straitened)
    4. Your Mother: funny
    5. Your Father: strange!
    6. Your Favorite Item: hair (idk... random!)
    7. Your dream last night: cnt remember
    8. Your Dream Home: GIMUNGO!!!
    9. The Room You Are In: dining room
    10. Favorite colour: BLUE!!!
    11. Your fear: dying
    12. Where do you want to be in ten years?: LONDON!!
    13. Who you hung out with last night: meghan
    14. What You're Not: A WIERDO!!
    15. Your Best Friend: too much, cnt decide
    16. One of Your Wish List Items: puppies!
    17. Your Gender: female
    18. The Last Thing You Did: park!
    19. What You Are Wearing: pantz (idk)
    20. Your Favorite Weather: sunny
    22. The Last Thing You Ate: cookies!
    23. Your Life: awesome
    24. Your Mood: bord
    25. Who are you: Emmie

  4. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 9:52pm UTC
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    April 10, 2009 4:52pm UTC
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  6. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2009 1:45pm UTC
    edward cullen
    did you mean: the most hideous guy in the universe?
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  7. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 8:11pm UTC
    i don't wanna grow up!!!
    i'm a Toys ''R'' Us kid!!!

  8. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 3:40pm UTC
    Christmas 2009...
    all i want for Christmas is APSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!
    exept RYAN SHECKLER!!!<3
    all mi credit......
    xmrsjoejonasx5 <3<3<3

  9. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 3:36pm UTC
    & my name is emmie
    and i have spaz attacks
    when there's no sugar left in da bowl!

  10. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
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    January 3, 2009 12:10pm UTC
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  11. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2009 12:01pm UTC
    EMILYEMILYEMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILYEMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILYEMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILYEMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILYEMILYEMILY
    EMILYEMILYEMILYEMILY

  12. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2009 2:47pm UTC
    im not here so...... umm......
    LEVE ME ALONE UNLESS U WANNA GET U NO WHAT!

  13. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2009 2:44pm UTC
    why du u park ur car in the driveway,
    but drive in the parkway?
    these r the questions that that haunt us everyday of our lives

  14. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2008 8:20am UTC
    IM NOT A CYCLOPS!!!!
    me and mi friend were in the basement
    meghan: what du u wanna du?''
    me: i dont no.
    meghan: we-we like chinese people
    me: u mean french
    then randomli she screams out ''im not a cyclops!!''

  15. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2008 7:27pm UTC
    like totally
    like wow
    like im not here rite now
    soo leve a messag eat the beep
    like totally
    like wow
    chow

  16. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2008 5:32pm UTC
    sponge bob. rate high if u like spongebob rate low if you like squidword.

  17. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2008 5:04am UTC
    obama is a bum.......WE SHUD NOW CALL HIM O-BUM-A!!!

  18. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2008 6:03pm UTC
    U-G-L-Yu can make an onion cry!!what now bob : ))

  19. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2008 7:25pm UTC
    fall for youby secondhand serenadeThe best thing about tonight's that we're not fightingCould it be that we have been this way beforeI know you don't think that I am tryingI know you're wearing thin down to the coreBut hold your breathBecause tonight will be the night that I will fall for youOver againDon't make me change my mindOr I wont live to see another dayI swear it's trueBecause a girl like you is impossible to findYou're impossible to findThis is not what I intendedI always swore to you I'd never fall apartYou always thought that I was strongerI may have failedBut I have loved you from the startOhBut hold your breathBecause tonight will be the night that I will fall for youOver againDon't make me change my mindOr I wont live to see another dayI swear it's trueBecause a girl like you is impossible to findIt's impossibleSo breathe in so deepBreathe me inI'm yours to keepAnd hold onto your wordsCause talk is cheapAnd remember me tonightWhen your asleepBecause tonight will be the night that I will fall for youOver againDon't make me change my mindOr I wont live to see another dayI swear it's trueBecause a girl like you is impossible to findTonight will be the night that I will fall for youOver againDon't make me change my mindOr I wont live to see another dayI swear it's trueBecause a girl like you is impossible to findYou're impossible to findmade biee xmrsjoejonasx5

  20. xmrsjoejonasx5 xmrsjoejonasx5
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2008 7:24am UTC
    okonce there wuz a girl about 2 take a showerbut then the doorbell rangso she got her robe on and went downstairsit was a blind man then she went bac 2 her shower the door bell rang agenso she got her robe agen and went down stairsit wuz a blind manthen she went back 2 her showerthe door bell rang agenthe girl saidits gonna b a blind manso this time she didnt get her robeand went down stairs... nakedand the man wuznt blind!!!!

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