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paigiegurl
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May 30, 2012 9:12pm UTC

I'm sorry I'm not pretty,like her.

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 24, 2012 3:20pm UTC

I feel like
I bother people
just by being alive...

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carautumn6way
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May 23, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Did you know..
if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3 am your mom will show up and tell you to shut up and go to bed?

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OneDirectionQuotes
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May 15, 2012 2:25pm UTC

"I went to the Virgin Islands,
Now it's just called 'The Islands'".
-Harry Styles
-OneDirectionQuotes

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BravoSierra
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May 15, 2012 10:30am UTC

Guys: Why do girls care so much about being skinny? It's annoying.
Guys: Ew. Fat girls.

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behindthesmilesxoxo
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March 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC

That amazing moment when the person you've liked for a while likes you back.

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BecauseIcan3
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March 26, 2012 7:38pm UTC

^
This quote....
Is a Landshark.

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OneBreathAway
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 6:38pm UTC

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That awkward moment
When you realize you're
falling in love
and you're like: Oh crap
nm/
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yourcool
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March 5, 2012 6:00pm UTC

The police want to interview me.
Strange, I didn't even apply for a job...

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raebobmarypants
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March 5, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Thatamazingfeeling
when you get into a bed with clean sheets..
after you shave your legs. ♥

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yourcool
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March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."

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Xena
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February 26, 2012 10:53am UTC

Maybe there isn't a Mr. Right.
Maybe there's just a Mr.Good Enough

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jenjen1615
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February 26, 2012 10:53am UTC

How high are you?
Nooo.. its " Hi how are you?"

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ssarahbearr131
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February 22, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Fave if you;
are wearing / should be wearing / wish to wear /
once wore / hate wearing / miss your
Braces

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yourcool
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February 22, 2012 5:50pm UTC

When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying
"I hid the body in the sewer."
nmq

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Lifesarollercoaster123
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February 22, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Beautiful = BE YOU to the full

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yourcool
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February 22, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Mexican and black jokes are pretty much all the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
nmq

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BravoSierra
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February 22, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
You're like a fridge.
Everyone puts their meat in you.

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yourcool
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February 22, 2012 4:14pm UTC

*wake up from a horrible dream* (⊙﹏⊙)
*realize it was only a dream* (~￣▽￣)~

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BravoSierra
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February 21, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
My boyfriend left me for a video game addiction.
I guess Wii didn't Kinect.

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