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  1. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    *MADAGSACAR*
    Me: oh my god, my period is late.
    Me: AM I PREGNANT?
    Me: Wait...
    Me: Still a virgin.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
    Me: Seems legit.

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Giving someone another chance
    is like giving them another bullet
    because they missed the first time
    ( quote by O n e D i r e c t i o n)

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Our society
    has made us feel insecure and scared to be ourselves...

  4. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:27am UTC
    I used to smile because I was happy. Now, I smile because I have to.

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:49am UTC
    YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL
    LIKE A WASTE OF SPACE
    you're original, cannot be repaced
    if you only knew what the future holds
    after a hurricane comes a rainbow
    >>Firework<<
    (quote by OneDirection/NMF)

  6. xx* xx*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    It scares me because I realize
    nothing can stop me now.

  7. xx* xx*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Here comes another day,
    here comes another fight.
    You'd rather give it up
    than give it one more try.

  8. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:52am UTC
    I'M DONE WAITI NG FOR YOU,
    THIS TIME IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFERENT,
    YOU 'RE GOING TO WAIT FOR ME.

  9. reyyy312 reyyy312
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Studies show
    that intelligent girls get more depressed,
    because they know what the world is really like.
    -EMILE AUTAYUMN
    (OneDirection)

  10. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    Look what he's done to you.
    It isn't fair.
    Your light was bright and new,
    But he didn't care.
    He took the heart of a little girl,
    And made it grow up to fast.
    Now words like 'Innocence'
    Don't mean a thing.
    You hear the music play,
    But you can't sing.
    Those pictures in your mind,
    Keep you locked up inside your past.
    -Broken girl by Mathew West

  11. DreamScribbler DreamScribbler
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    I. Dare. You.
    To wear no make up for a day
    to bake brownies and eat them. Eat as many as you want.
    to tell a b/tch how you really feel.
    To laugh hysterically.
    Not to worry if you look stupid.
    To run around in a field with your friends.
    and just scream.
    if you cry, let it all out.
    To randomly kiss your crush.
    To speak your mind in class.
    Question the rules.
    Get into trouble.
    For one day, I dare you to be
    100% you.
    nmq half mf

  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:38am UTC
    do you ever get up from your computer
    and stroll casually around your house
    only to sit back down in front of your computer again?

  13. thesweetestmoments thesweetestmoments
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Embroidered.Kisses
    (4)
    ++++++
    I slowly, meticulously applied a fifth coat of mascara to my incredibly black eyelashes. I had just finished perfecting my black smoky eye look and with the help of some realistic fake eyelashes, my makeup was complete. I refrained from letting my fingers skim my face or foundation would cover the tips. I swear, I go through a tube of foundation a week.
    I finished straightening and teasing my hair and stepped back for a finished look.
    You could hardly tell that the beautiful girl staring back at you was damaged.
    That was exactly what I was going for.
    I glanced at the clock but knew before I saw the time that I was late again for my ride. I grabbed my purse and sprinted to the door, hoping to avoid Vincent and his delicious smelling breakfast.
    I smiled as I saw Alora applying lipstick in her rear-view mirror and Emmie chatting on her cell phone in the backseat. Both looked up and waved at me as I shuffled over to the new white car.
    “Hey girl!” Alora winked at me as I positioned myself in the passenger seat.
    “Hi guys,” I said, thankful that the weekend was finally over.
    Emmie ignored us both, averting all her attention to the person on the phone. “Who’s she talking to?” I asked Alora. She just smiled and shrugged.
    “But hey. You’re wearing long sleeves again,” Alora’s face suddenly got serious as she pointed to my outfit.
    “I know, Lor. I dressed myself,” I shrugged her off, hoping she’d drop it.
    “Macey, it’s eighty-three degrees today. Everyone else is wearing tank tops,” Alora raised one eyebrow as she pulled to a stop in the school parking lot.
    “Can we please get to school? We don’t wanna be late just because you’re worried that I’ll get overheated,” I smirked and reached to change the radio station.
    Before I could react, Alora grabbed my arm and pulled it roughly towards her body.
    She had her hand around my wrist in a death grip.
    With her other hand, she quickly pulled up my sleeve, revealing all the scars of my life.
    It all happened too quickly, I couldn’t jerk my hand away.
    “What are these from?” Alora demanded, angrier than I’ve ever seen her.
    I pulled away and tugged my sleeve down. “The cat.”
    “You don’t have a cat, Mace!” Alora cried out at me.
    “Well, what do you want me to say, Lor? That I cut myself? Well, yes, I do. Congratulations, you figured it out, Sherlock,” I yelled, angry that she had to force it out of me. I would have told her, but I wasn’t ready yet.
    Alora stared at me a long time. Emmie hung up on her friend and sat solemnly in the back seat.
    “Why, Macey? Why would you do this to yourself?” Her eyes bored into me like bullets.
    I just shook my head. I couldn’t tell her about Vincent.
    “Tell me, Macey, or this friendship is over.” She glared at me, her expression furious.
    I gave in. I couldn’t bear to think about losing her because I was being secretive.
    The car was silent for quite some time.
    No one said anything.
    No one moved.
    Nothing.
    Alora broke the silence by breaking my heart. “Get out.”
    “What?” I breathed, not believing what I was hearing.
    “Get the f*ck out of my car. I will not have a f*cking freak in my car,” Alora motioned to the outside.
    I turned around to look at Emmie who was conveniently engrossed in her phone.
    I swallowed hard and slowly got out of the car. Just as I closed the door, Alora backed up and drove away from me.
    I was left standing alone in the quickly filling parking lot.
    I looked to my left to see a boy staring back at me from across the pavement.
    A boy with astonishingly blue eyes.
    Ohmygod, you guys are going to hate me.
    Uhhh.. there's really no easy way of saying this but...
    I'm going on vacation. TOMORROW.
    Meaning, I will not be able to post Chapter Six for about a week ):
    I tried to leave you guys off at a good spot, not too bad of a cliff-hanger(:
    PLEASE DON'T HATE ME AND UNFOLLOW ME.
    I promise AS SOON AS I GET BACK, I will write another chapter and post it. Even if it's at two fifty two in the morning♥
    Why? Because I love you, dear children! More than words can explain♥♥♥
    I repeat hearts for emphasis. EMPHASIS!
    FaveIt/CommentOpinion/FollowMe

  14. k4sper k4sper
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    When I don't accept a compliment,
    I'm not attention-seeking. I don't even like getting attention.
    I just genuinely don't believe that anyone likes anything about me.
    I'm the kind of person that only believes the insults people tell me.

  15. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    You caused this.
    You dicorced dad.
    You made us move to this h.ell hole.
    You f.ucked with my life.
    You chose your boyfriend over your children.
    You made the decision to put your love life before putting food on the table.
    You told me you wouldn't drive me anywhere.
    You simply gave up on your own kids.
    You pushed me the f.uck away
    You are supposed to make an 18 year commitment to your kids.
    & if you want to throw your life away, go for it!
    look at all the f.ucks i give!
    I'm sick of always coming second to my own mother.
    I'm sick of feeling unwanted by you.
    lucky for me; my sister and i are the first priority in dads life.
    so we are packing up our stuff and going to his house until further notice.
    Don't try to chase us, dad already contacted a lawyer
    enough is enough.
    nmf
    * this wasn't exactly what i said to her, i wasn't that b.itchy, but this feels good to let it all out & finally move on.

  16. mostwouldbehappy mostwouldbehappy
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Go ahead
    Chase after all those boys.
    Go be s/uts.
    Go do drugs.
    Go get drunk.
    Go ruin your life.
    Continue to make fun of me.
    But while your sitting in the local jail or giving birth to a baby at 16 and being a single mom,
    I'll be enjoying my life and accomplishing my goals and making my parents proud.
    So go ahead.
    Keep making fun of me.
    I dare you.
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Ugly
    is just a word people use to put others down
    and feel better about themselves.
    A truly ugly person is not 'physically unattractive'.
    It's someone who has an ugly personality ,
    someone who is ugly on the inside.
    Someone who portrays themselves as
    selfish, arrogant, inconsiderate, uncaring, mean,
    spiteful, dishonorable and so on...

  19. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    You yell at guys for looking at your chest, but whenever a guy is shirtless, all you do is stare at our abs.?
    Sincerely, 'My eyes are up here!"

  20. heyystories heyystories
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Second Chance //
    Epilogue
    My hair and makeup was done perfectly, thanks to Stella. I was wearing my mother's wedding dress. It was a white strapless lacey wedding dress, which hugged me perfectly.
    If you didn't guess, in a few minutes I'm about to be married to Brett Knight. We were 24, so why not get married now? Let me tell you, for the past couple of weeks, everything was crazy! Rose wanted my wedding to be perfect. And when I say perfect, I mean perfect.
    We were having an outdoor wedding right in San Francisco, since that's where everything happened. Brett and I invited all of our family and friends. Katy is my maid of honor, since she is my sister. Layla, Stella, Bonnie, Emma, and Lauren were my bridesmaids. Lily and Rose were our flower girls.
    "Melissa, you look beautiful. I can't believe my daughter is about to get married." my dad said.
    "Thanks." I replied.
    I have to be honest. I'm very nervous. What if I trip of something? Breath Melissa! This is it, I'm really marrying Brett. I can finally call him my husband after this.
    The pianist started playing "Here Comes the Bride" on the piano.
    Katy walked down the aisle with her boyfriend, Robert.
    Next, Layla walked with Nick to the aisle.
    After them, it was Bonnie and Seth.
    And then it was Brandon and Stella. But once they got to the front, Stella stood on the side while Brandon stood on the center. Our priest ditched us at the last minute, so we had to use Brandon as our "priest". He was a lawyer, so he could still make our marriage legal.
    Then came Lauren and Timmy.
    Emma and Ryan was right after.
    And then it was Rose and Lily, holding a basket with flower petals. They threw the flower petals on the ground as they walked down the aisle.
    I linked my arms with my father, and then I started walking down the aisle with him, trying my best not to trip. I glanced at Brett. He gave me a smile. Oh, how I love that smile. I smiled back at him.
    "Your mother would have loved Brett." my dad whispered to me.
    "Yeah." I whispered back.
    We finally got to the front. Brett took my hand. I could feel everyone's eyes on me. We waited for Brandon to speak.
    "Uh, what am I suppose to say?" Brandon asked.
    "You're the priest, you should know!" Rose clarified.
    "Newsflash, I'm a lawyer!" Brandon recalled.
    Everyone was laughing.
    "Just read the book you're suppose to be reading!" Stella directed.
    "Oh! Okay then. Anyways, we are gathered here today to bring Melissa Jones and Brett Knight in holy matrimony." Brandon started.
    We smiled as we waited for Brandon to say the next line. Brandon was flipping through the book trying to see what he was suppose to say next.
    "Okay, screw this! I'm just going to say what I remember from Stella's chick flick!" Brandon stated.
    "You think every movie that doesn't have any explosions is a chick flick!" Stella responded.
    "Get on with it!" Lily shouted.
    "Fine! Yada yada yada Melissa Jones do you take Brett Knight as your husband?" Brett questioned.
    "I do." I answered.
    "How about you Brett?" Brandon asked.
    "I do." Brett replied.
    There was a pause. "Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to make out." Brandon whispered.
    "How can they when you didn't say the last line!" Rose informed, clearly annoyed with Brandon.
    "Okay, sheesh. Uh.. you may kiss the bride!" Brandon said.
    Brett and I kissed for about three seconds before breaking the kiss. Everyone was cheering for us. Brett and I looked at each other, smiling. I think anyone can tell that I am extremely happy right now, because the fact that I get to spend the rest of my life with Brett Knight.
    Brett and I are officially husband and wife.
    I'm sorry if this sounds funny or cra.ppy.. i really dont know much about weddings. i dont really care for this because this is just an epilogue. so if you dislike this, i'm alright with it. haha. sorry, i won't be writing a sequel for this. mainly because i think you guys would be bored of it. and because im already starting on a new story. im not sure if y'all would like it. i wont continue if you guys don't like it, don't worry. lol

:)

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