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  1. itXburnedXtoXashesX itXburnedXtoXashesX
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    When I'm around you, I:
    1. Can't seem to stop saying "um"♥
    2. Play with my hands♥
    3. Am too afraid to look you in the eye, but when I do, I'm utterly speechless♥
    4. Over think everything I do♥
    5. Under think everything I do♥
    6. Over think everything you say to me♥
    7. Have the extremely strong urge to play with your hair♥
    8. Feel lucky you actually want to talk to me♥
    9. Want to hug you. Just hug you♥
    10. Instantly feel depressed that I'll have to leave♥
    11. Act like your teasing offends me, but secretly I want you to never stop♥
    12. Want you to realize I am hopelessly in love with you♥
    Favorite if you act the same way♥

  2. anjcrazii101 anjcrazii101
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 12:39pm UTC
    so one day i had my period and i forgot to flush the toliet .....
    and my brother went to the bathroom after me, and he calls me in and hes like whats this?! and before i can explain he screams " MOM, HER BUTTS BLEEDING? then my mom explains to him that i spilled red paint in there so the next day he goes to the bathroom and spills red paint and tells my dad his butts bledding and my dad goes up to my mom and says honey... i think our son got his period
    LMFAO. thiis actually happeend
    please the[<3] if you laughed (:

  3. xxkam96xx xxkam96xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 11:28pm UTC
    ❒ Team Edward
    ❒ Team Jacob \
    ✔ Team I just want to feel Jacobs Abs

  4. LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 5:59pm UTC
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  5. cklovesyouu cklovesyouu
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 2:45pm UTC
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  6. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 1:33pm UTC
    I haven't been able to fall asleep until 3 AM every night this summer...
    I'm screwed
    when school
    starts.
    ////♥

  7. xocheerleading xocheerleading
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 9:48am UTC
    Confessions of a teen #9:
    I hate waiting a whole week to see the next episode of my favorite show .

  8. aleciiax3 aleciiax3
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 6:12pm UTC
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  9. xO_stella xO_stella
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    August 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC
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  10. archuleta96 archuleta96
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 9:36am UTC
    Don't hate your insecurities
    because those could be the things that somebody loves
    -my best guy friend

  11. ilovemybestfriend ilovemybestfriend
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 9:14pm UTC
    HERE'S TO THE GIRLS...
    wh o d o n ' t w e a r 5,000 p o u n d s o f m a k e u p e v e r y d a y,
    who only have a few close friends,
    who don't get the boy
    who fall for the players,the jocks,the nerds,the losers,the preppsy,the goths, or the geeks
    o r h e r b e s t f r i e n d
    who have felt real heartbreak whether it be by exbest friends or exboyfriends
    who love u n c o n d i t i o n a l l y
    who wear sweatpants
    who eat food when they're bored and are comfortable in their own bodies
    who can memorize hundreds of song lyrics, but not school subjects
    HERE'S TO THE GIRLS...
    FORMAT CREDIT: _unspokentragedy
    my words. (:

  12. 4nnardx3 4nnardx3
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 8:34pm UTC
    yes. this is a long quote.
    and i made it long on purpose. i'm not going
    to make it fancy like a lot of the girls on here
    do. that's not what i'm here for. i want to
    see how many girls actually take the time
    to appreciate the hard work and effort
    another girl put in to make that long quote
    so beautiful. so i'm going to continue on
    about how i know that the longer quotes
    often get overlooked. simply because they're
    just 'too long.' and i guarantee that more
    than half the people on this site completely
    scrolled passed this quote because it's long.
    so here's to all the long quotes that haven't
    been read; just because they're long and
    people are just too darn lazy.
    now let's see who actually read this.

  13. Soccerbaby13xoxox Soccerbaby13xoxox
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 7:20pm UTC
    & i abso lu tely love having a guy friend
    who you tell absolutely everything to & they always listen. <3
    favorite if you have a guy best friend(:

  14. kaliiann kaliiann
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2010 5:58pm UTC
    theres this boy♥
    sure he's not the cutest, or the most athletic,
    but he has eyes to die for, and a smile
    that could brighten up this whole town.
    this boy can make you laugh at some of
    the silliest, most random things in the
    world. this boy is one of the most amazing
    people, and the worst part is, is that hes your
    [[ best friend. ♥ ]]

  15. Miss_Independent Miss_Independent
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 11:29am UTC
    Am I the only one
    that pretends to not know the words
    to an "inappropriate song" when your
    parents are in the car ?

  16. DanceChica33 DanceChica33
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    thanks to Ke$ha...
    every time my friends say
    " i have a question "
    my reply is
    " do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?"
    all mine please no jocking click the <3 please and thankyou

  17. _uncompleted _uncompleted
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    *when i read your text messages,
    i can hear E X A C T L Y how you would say it.
    - not my formattt


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  20. haayl_xox haayl_xox
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2010 10:47pm UTC
    okay, i'll admit it ;
    I think about you all the time
    Your always in my head
    I reread every text you send
    And r e m e m b e r what you said
    {{I'm always here for you}}
    Every hour of the day
    I'll never let you down
    Or hurt you in any way
    because I love you more than anything <3

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