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  1. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    why don't you slip into something
    more comfortable? like a coma. (;

  2. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 5:17pm UTC
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  3. im_irishx3 im_irishx3
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2008 3:29pm UTC
    lets get peacein the middle east

  4. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    I was the girl
    who thought she would never find a prince charming. That just goes to say,
    never give up on love.

  5. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 12:01am UTC
    I'm sorry that I hurt you,
    B U T Y O U ' R E T H E O N E W H O T A U G H T M E H O W .

  6. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 7:04pm UTC
    Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
    But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company.
    If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
    - H I T C H

  7. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 7:37pm UTC
    Any guy can sweep any girl
    o f f h e r f e e t , h e j u s t n e e d s t h e r i g h t b r o o m .
    - H I T C H

  8. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    So how does it happen, great love?
    Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life,
    a n d t h e n e x t y o u ' r e w o n d e r i n g h o w y o u e v e r l i v e d w i t h o u t t h e m .

  9. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 12:52pm UTC
    Everytime I see a pretty girl,
    I c a n ' t h e l p b u t t h i n k y o u c o u l d l o v e h e r i n s t e a d o f m e .

  10. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 1:15pm UTC
    Remember when you were five
    and you thought everything was possible? Happy fifth birthday again.

  11. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 1:26pm UTC
    When I was five years old,
    my parents told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I want to be when I grow up. I
    wrote down "HAPPY". They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life.

  12. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
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    July 7, 2010 1:53pm UTC
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  13. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 1:30pm UTC
    PEOPLE ASK ME, WHY AM I SO WEIRD? Then I say, why would you be like THIS, when you can be like ttthhhh!!!!!sssss.

  14. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 2:44pm UTC
    G_ F_CK
    Y_ _RS _ LF
    Ohhh, you're so close.
    Would you like to buy a vowel?

  15. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 2:49pm UTC
    I've always wondered
    how old spongebob is :)

  16. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 3:05pm UTC
    you had me at hello,
    and lost me at goodbye </3

  17. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 7:51pm UTC
    It's okay to be ugly,
    just ask your girlfriend ;)

  18. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 7:53pm UTC
    My heart is like glass,
    break it and I WILL cut you. :)

  19. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    COME TO THE DARK SIDE.
    we have cookies!

  20. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    I was a little upset when
    I saw you with her, but then I laughed because she was ugly.

:)

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