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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 2:55pm UTC

Those Stupid Questions
that websites ask you,
"Are you human?"
no. im a dinosaur.

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 7:36pm UTC

making up
fake rules when there's a substitute tecaher.
♥

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 7:24pm UTC

I Wonder
what it's like to be that pretty girl everyone talks about and likes.
nmf.

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 9:44pm UTC

You'r Beautiful.
It's society that's ugly. ♥
nmf/nmq.

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 4:01pm UTC

Hey math, i think
it's about time you grow up & solve your own problems.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 5:13pm UTC

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 4:58pm UTC

Why is it so easy to fall for a guy ,
but so hard to get over him ? </3
nmf.

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 10:40pm UTC

when you wanna give up
REMBER WHY YOU HELD ON FOR SO LONG. ♥
nmf.

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 3:40pm UTC

So i've been wondering,
do whores cal l their private parts 'public parts' ?
[♥][♥][♥]

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 3:23pm UTC

Today, i realized
That clapping is simply high fiving yourself.
MIND=BLOWN.

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 3:12pm UTC

Boy: I heard you like bad boys right..? ;)
Girl: Yeahh i do.
Boy: Well im not trying to impress you or anything, but i can swim without floaties.
Girl: ....
All mine. except format. x

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 2:49pm UTC

freaking out when
something touches you in the ocean. ♥

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 2:34pm UTC

Hilary Duff's pregnant, Harry Potter's over,
Zack & Cody graduated, Miley revealed her
secret. I guess it's time to grow up. Childhood's over.

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 6:43pm UTC

B 0 Y S W H 0 #11
think its cute when your jealous.
{nmf.}

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 6:38pm UTC

5
B 0 Y S W H 0 #10
a
smile when you two make eye contact.
{nmf.}

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 6:13pm UTC

Running around with your hand pressed to your head to keep your hair in place because you haven't found a bobby pin yet.
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 3:10pm UTC

5
B 0 Y S W H 0 #9
write you letters and poems. ♥
{nmf.}

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 3:02pm UTC

5
B 0 Y S W H 0 #8
Send you good morning texts.
{nmf.}

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 2:58pm UTC

5
B 0 Y S W H 0 #7
kiss you in the rain.
{nmf.}

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xlovestoryx
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 2:14pm UTC

5
B 0 Y S W H 0 #6
Smile after they kiss you. ♥
{nmf.}

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