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  4. jonasforlife jonasforlife
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 6:42pm UTC
    >> has anyone ever wondered- <<
    the man who discovered
    milk;
    ..what was he doing to the cow?
    fav/rate/comment(:

  5. gracieeex0 gracieeex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2009 5:10pm UTC
    edward cullen
    +
    santa
    =
    the ultimate stalking machine.
    i just noticed thisss. mineee dont jockkk.

  6. takeachancex7 takeachancex7
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 6:01pm UTC
    *At my birthday party
    ♥ // my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
    after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
    "is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
    "because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
    why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
    you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." // ♥
    -i wishh<333 i had a dream sorta like this last night,
    and i always wanted to make one of these(:

  7. duxchic28 duxchic28
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 11:23pm UTC
    Today my sister died of cancer
    I went upstairs to my room, when I heard the news from my Mom, to get away and just cry. But then there was a note on my bed, saying that it was from Caroline given to my Mom to give to me once she was gone:
    "Dear Ari,
    Since your reading this, i suppose i am off where i belong. In gods arms. God has a plan for each and every one of us, and I believe that this was my plan, to live a short life, but a happy one. Ari I dont want you to cry. That's not what girls do. Thats not what girls are made for. Girls are stronger then people think. Were not gonna sit around all day, moping about a loss. No. Were gonna fight. Girls are made to soke up the tears, put on our best faces, and go out there and rock the world. We our women, and we our one. It doesn't matter what situation it is, I want you to live your life to the fullest each day, and hold back all the tears. After all, that's what girls are made for.
    I love you. Remember... Us girls? We are one.
    -Caroline"
    this note from my beautfiul sister<333
    don't steal pleaseee.

  8. akm22exohh akm22exohh
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    the worst part
    about this whole [break up] thing is that we will never be able to
    talk to eachother like we used to. i mean, sure,we're
    "staying friends" and all,but remember what it was like
    before we liked eachother?i teased you about your girlfriends,
    you teased me about my boyfriends. we laughed, joked, and hell,
    even flirted a little. but not in a serious way. we told eachother
    everything, and nothing was awkward between us.
    b u t n o w ?
    everything that is said, is said with extra caution.
    we pass eachother in the halls, and hardly acknowledge
    eachother's mere presence. you have your new girlfriend,
    and i can't even crack a joke about the two of you without it seeming
    like i'm jealous. and the absolute number one thing i hate?
    You like my best friend

  9. patriciakaitlyn_xoxo patriciakaitlyn_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 10:37pm UTC
    15 years from now..
    He'll see me and say..
    " Damn I really wish I never messed that up."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. bingabonger bingabonger
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 10:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. princess__christian princess__christian
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 10:17pm UTC
    On a really dark night,
    you can see between
    1,000 and 1,500 stars,
    and there are millions more
    that haven't been discovered.
    It is so easy to think that
    the world revolves around you,
    but all you have to do is stare
    up at the sky and realize
    It isn't that way at all.
    --My Sister's Keeper--

  13. Mikehunt Mikehunt
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 2:08pm UTC
    original version;
    my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
    and they're like, its better than yours
    boy version;
    my hotdog brings all the girls to the stand
    and they're like, just put it in my hand
    nerd version;
    my pokemon brings all the nerds to my yard
    and they're like, you wanna trade cards?
    thought they were funny xD

  14. XoQueen_of_KingsX3 XoQueen_of_KingsX3
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 12:03pm UTC
    .: Joke :.
    So there was an American, a Mexican, & a Chinese man;
    on a plane together. They were all very stupid men,
    so when they got bored, they decided to throw something out the window.
    The Mexican said " lets throw something we have too much of in our country!"
    So the Chinese man threw rice out the window,
    The Mexican threw some burritos out the window,
    &+ the American threw the Mexican out the window.

  15. soccrkix317 soccrkix317
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2009 1:50pm UTC
    welcome to a world;
    where any football team, x-box
    game, fried food, or massive pair
    of breasts matter more to a guy
    than a girl who loves him more
    ----> than anything</3 <----

  16. you_know_you_love_me459 you_know_you_love_me459
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 5:23pm UTC
    you don't love someone
    because they're p e r f e c t . you love
    them i n s p i t e of the fact that
    they're not.
    - my sister's keeper -


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. jessayyy jessayyy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2009 3:13pm UTC
    I w a s i n t h e c a r w i t h m y m o m . .
    - - > And 'LoveGame' came on... < - -
    "Disco stick?
    How many names can
    that thing have?!"

  19. xoDazzleKittyxo xoDazzleKittyxo
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2009 10:16am UTC
    _I didn’t plan on falling in love with you,
    & I doubt if you planned on falling in love with me.
    But once we met, it was c/l/e/a/r that neither of us
    could control what was .::happening::. to us.
    :|: We fell in love, despite our differences, & once we did, :|:
    something rare & beautiful was created. For me, love like that
    has happened only once, that’s why
    ~every minute we spend together has been~
    sealed in my memory & I’ll never
    forget a [( single minute ) ] of it.
    -The Notebook♥

  20. kaitiee_ann_x9 kaitiee_ann_x9
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2009 10:23am UTC
    imscaredbecause
    i don't want anyone else to have your heart;
    to kiss your lips;
    to be in your arms;
    totakemyplace.

:)

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