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  1. bwk800 bwk800
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    && who else has
    always wanted to crawl through vents like they do in
    Moviesn movies?

    nmf/nmq

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    i say: "mommm, i'm boreddddd."
    mom hears: "i want to tidy your house for you!"

  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Only in America
    people order double cheese burgers, large fries, large chicken nuggets, and then a diet coke....


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  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    "please sign in to favourite this quote"
    me: "uhh, when did I sign out? But okay then." *signs in*
    "you're already signed in, silly!"
    me: "eh?"

  6. carissa975 carissa975
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Changing the date
    on your homework to make it look like you did it earlier.

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    I have a real life,
    Then I have my witty life.
    I'm basically Hannah Montana

  9. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    Can you relate?
    You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the "sup" head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    admit it...
    we all honestly wish plankton would succeed.. because we want to know the secret formula too. ♥

  11. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    normal typers.
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    me.
    ahaaaahhhhahhahhhaaaaahahaahhahaaa

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    I hate using the bathroom
    during school because I don't want people to hear me pee...


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  14. OrangeYellow97 OrangeYellow97
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    I Want A Guy Who:
    ~gives me his jacket when im cold without me even asking
    ~gives me random hugs from behind
    ~tells me i look beautiful on days when i look like sh*t
    ~can brighten up my day without even having to say anything
    ~makes me feel like im worth something
    ~talks to me when i need someone to talk to
    ~will love me for who i am
    Is This So Hard To Ask?
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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  16. Lilanisa13 Lilanisa13
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    PLEAZE PLEAZE PLEAZE PLEAZE PLEAZE READ
    This quote is dedicated to my uncle, who i love so much!! Every time i think of you all i see is an anglesmile-ing down at me. Sadly, when my aunt (your wife) talks about you, All i remember is her on the floor holding your hand saying, at the funeral " Don't leave me, I need you, I love you, pleaze don't leave me, pleaze pleaze!! Don't do this, I love you!!" I just had to walk out i couldn't stand 2 see my aunt like that, every time i think of this moment it brings me pain. This quote is for you" The wierdest thing happend the other morning, i woke up and there were tears in my eyes, and i knew i must have been dreaming about you again" I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, WISH YOU HADN'T GONE, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO !?!?! I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO KEEP YOU HERE WITH ME!! I L O V E Y O U!! Help me!!

  17. musiclives104 musiclives104
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    we found dove in a soapless place

  18. SpillingTheTruth SpillingTheTruth
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    Truth is...#106
    i've been told i complain too much. so i shut up.
    now eveyone complains to ME and thinks my life is perfect

  19. SmileXoX SmileXoX
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    Instead of talking to other girls the same way you talk to me..
    Just punch me in the stomach, it feels the same anyways.
    format credit to jayciecutie01;*

  20. xpeacexsmileex xpeacexsmileex
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    Having weird dreams and waking up and wondering did this really happen?

:)

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