stupid quotes, but kinda funnnyy
"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra
"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
"Facts are stupid things."
- Ronald Reagan
"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
- Vlade Divac, Basketball player
"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Headline
Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
- Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices
"Football players win football games."
- Chuck Knox, coach
"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included."
- Patrick Swayze, Actor
"Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii."
- Tony Bennett, Singer
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation
"Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other."
-Donald Trump
"And now the sequence of events in no particular order."
- Dan Rather