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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jacquelinerose697 jacquelinerose697
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Number of times Harry has denied dating Taylor: 3
    Number of times Harry has denied dating
    Me: 0
    exactly...

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    You'll soon realize that
    YOU MISSED A DIAMOND BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY COLLECTING ROCKS.

  4. MsMinty101 MsMinty101
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Everyday in my math class, my teacher draws a name for a piece of chocolate, which is taken quite seriously.
    So, my teacher pulled out a white slip, and my crush, screamed "Yes! I have the only white slip!" And then the teacher read my name.
    Guess who I got to make fun of the rest of the day?

  5. masuuu masuuu
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    WHY DO I TIRE OF COUNTING SHEEP?
    WHEN I'M FAR TOO TIRED TO FALL ASLEEP?

  6. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    "Let's flip a coin.
    Heads I'm yours,
    Tails you're mine."
    I whispered to my cat.

    OhHoePlease

  7. Purfy Purfy
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Today is the 12/12/12
    and as soon it was 12:12, I screamed.
    And oh boy,everyone in my class looked at me with a weird potato face.

  8. xjonasxfor3v3rx xjonasxfor3v3rx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    admit it....
    we've all tried .
    balancing the light switch
    between on
    and off


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. loveisbeautiful25 loveisbeautiful25
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    I can now say that i was at One direction first ever signing in America.<3 Life=Made.

  11. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Admit It
    You are the 1% that crawls around on the ground like a ninja and looks through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder when someone knocks on the door when you're home alone.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    your couch has more money than you do.

  14. Marietti13 Marietti13
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    The sun goes down,
    The stars come out.
    And all that counts,
    is here and now.
    My universe,
    will never be the same.
    I'm glad you came.

  15. cChikk98 cChikk98
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Google
    the hottest person ever born
    Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
    Everything Did you mean: yourself?
    n
    credit to PaperLung

  16. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    You are perfect.
    My scars and flaws tell me otherwise.
    I'll kiss your scars and accept your flaws.
    nmf. Quote credit to Tumblr.

  17. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    format Marissa123
    From the moment I met you, go
    everything changed; I knew I had to
    get you, what ever the pain.
    I HAD TO TAKE YOU AND MAKE YOU MINE. I would
    walk through the desert, I would
    walk down the aisle, I would swim all the
    oceans, just to see you smile. ♥

  18. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Those boys who say that every girl is
    beautiful
    and truly mean it..
    I have a lot of respect for them. ♥

  19. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    In our family portrait,
    we look pretty happy, let's play pretend, act like it comes naturally.

:)

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