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  1. allyx14 allyx14
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    its okay turkeys, they only want us for our breasts too.

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  3. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 11:47pm UTC
    10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
    Homosexuality is n o t natural.
    Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
    It'll encourage people to be gay
    in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
    Legalizing it will lead to crazy behavior .
    People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
    "Straight" marriage has been around awhile & hasn’t changed;
    women are still property, and blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites.
    Straight marriage'll be less meaningful,
    the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed!!
    Straight marriages are v a l i d
    because they produce children. So infertile couples, & old people shouldn't be allowed to
    marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, & the world needs more children.
    Gay parents raise gay children,
    since straight parents only raise straight children.
    It is not supported by religion .
    In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
    That’s why we have o n l y o n e r e l i g i o n in America.
    Children can n e v e r succeed
    without a male & a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly
    forbid s i n g l e p a r e n t s to raise children.
    It'll change the foundation of society;
    we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t
    adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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  6. LifeTheGerardWay LifeTheGerardWay
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 7:28pm UTC
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  7. xirishbabeex4 xirishbabeex4
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Hey Witty, Please Help Out.
    In just hours, the Ugandan Parliament may vote on a brutal new law
    that carries the death penalty for homosexuality.
    Thousands of Ugandans could face execution -- just for being gay.
    We've helped stop this bill before, and we can do it again. After a massive global outcry last year, Ugandan President Museveni blocked the bill's progress. But political unrest is mounting in Uganda, and religious extremists in Parliament are hoping confusion and violence in the streets will distract the international community from a second push to pass this hate-filled law. We can show them that the world is still watching. If we block the vote for two more days until Parliament closes, the bill will expire forever.
    This is the link to an online petition trying to get as
    many votes as possible against homophobia.
    like really, it'll take two seconds.
    please just sign it.
    we're all people, and we all deserve to love.

  8. michellleislife michellleislife
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    ♡the first time you fall
    in love; it changes your life forever
    & no matter how much you try
    the feeling never goes away`*

  9. CatchinStars50 CatchinStars50
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    This may not last forever
    and I know I'm still young
    But right now in this moment
    I'm Happy.

  10. jessie1998 jessie1998
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 3:12am UTC
    It's in the paper,
    It's on the TV,
    It's everywhere that I go.
    Children are crying,
    S o l d i e r s a r e d y i n g
    Some people don't have a home ♥

  11. lovehurrts lovehurrts
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 3:14am UTC
    can my brother come home now?

  12. crickettbug crickettbug
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 1:48am UTC
    Never been so scared in my life, God please protect us all.

  13. love__ love__
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 1:48am UTC
    g o o d r i d d a n c e t o t h a t e v i l b a s t a r d

  14. ohemgeeitsfrilldawg ohemgeeitsfrilldawg
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 12:49am UTC
    us 90's kids;
    have been alive for 9`11,
    the death of Osama Bin Laden,
    and the first black president,
    in all less than 20 years..
    were pretty

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  16. squirrel1515 squirrel1515
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 12:52am UTC
    Yeah for Osama
    Bin Laden's death :)
    :) Kim..

  17. liviababy liviababy
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 12:52am UTC
    I bet I know what the next
    Call of Duty will be about. ;)

  18. MrsJBiebs MrsJBiebs
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 12:50am UTC
    Witty Girls + Guys.
    Let's not turn on each other again. :/
    Yes, we are all happy Osama is dead.. It's about time.
    But the states are probably in a lot of danger.
    No reason to get mad at each other.

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  20. heedahxD heedahxD
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 12:44am UTC
    Discovery #2
    Osama bin Laden is dead. this either means that America has
    finally received some sort of peace,
    unlocked a new level of danger.


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